7 Works by MyCucumberIsPeerlessToo
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Ice jasmines bloom in winter by MyCucumberIsPeerlessToo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Aug 2026
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Attempting to sigh, Shang Qinghua finally registered the weight on top of him. It was almost comforting if it wasn't so crushing, if Shang Qinghua knew who it was perhaps he'd enjoy it. Slowly, reality crashed. He did know who it was.
Looking down confirmed his suspicions. Black hair covered the mans muscly back, his pale skin open in his nude form. It was Mobei Jun. Specifically, a naked Mobei Jun.
Shang Qinghua was entirely, wholly, thoroughly fucked.
OR What if Shang Qinghua took the systems offer to return home? Only to die soon after and be thrust into an angry Mobei Juns arms as they try sort out their already complicated relationship that he'd just made worse!
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Artistic inspiration by MyCucumberIsPeerlessToo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2026
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Luo Binghe, in a desperate attempt to relieve some stress, begins writing fanfiction about his favourite shizun. It’s sweet stuff, nothing more than fantasies about house wife duties and rom-com tropes. Except, Shen Qingqiu finds his writing and begins marking it as a teacher would.
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Different Disciple by MyCucumberIsPeerlessToo
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2026
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The original Luo Binghe is sick of his harem, he wants the kind Shizun he only got a glimpse of. Using Xin Mo he knows he can have him but if Luo Binghe wants his Shizun willingly he’ll have to go to further lengths.
OR- Luo Binghe travels to Shen Yuans time where he works as a teacher. Luo Binghe has no luck at school, getting bullied again, but finds he can use it to his advantage this time.
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Operation Strix failed, WISE could no longer rely on a peaceful way to get information out of Donovan Desmond and has resulted to harsher methods. Operation Strix failed, the Forger family is no longer needed to keep peace but Loid is. Operation Stix failed, only Anya and Loid are aware they have one week left yet neither of them can say goodbye.
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A Desmond doesn't give gifts on valentines, they gift the day after to choose who they pursue. However, Damian knew who he wanted to give a present to- it's just she forgot to bring one. Her solution? Recycle gifts.
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The boy behind the camera by MyCucumberIsPeerlessToo
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime)
08 Aug 2025
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Mitsuba was used to going unnoticed, he hated it but was used to it. One day he decides to carelessly cross the road, not caring if he got hit or not, he got yanked back by one of his classmates and former friend- Minamoto Kou. After a long lecture Mitsuba realises what he had been doing wrong and asks Kou to help him fix it and get actual relations. Can Kou finally give Mitsuba the recognition and friends he deserves? without changing who he is?
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Yashiros first love letter by MyCucumberIsPeerlessToo
Fandoms: 地縛少年花子くん | Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun | Toilet-bound Hanako-kun (Anime)
01 Aug 2025
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After seeing how upset Yashiro was about the love letter accident Hanako felt obligated to make her feel better- after all she did comfort him that same day. So he sets out on a mission to find a boy willing to write her one, when that fails Mr Tsuchigomori suggests that he writes one for her himself. What happens when she, almost, immediately recognizes his handwriting?
Happens after Yashiro was upset because the love letter was for Aoi
Mostly Hanakos pov