4 Works by Mysterious_Cryptid
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Holy Shit, It's a Serial Mass Murderer! by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
11 Jul 2026
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A primordial screech of pure rage echoed through the halls.
"wow. i almost feel bad. wait nvm– no i don’t. you deserve this.”
Chara's glare snapped to Sans, seemingly attempting to smite him with their eyes to no avail. They slammed their fist into the wall, actually cracking it a little.
"Fuck. You."
"that's not very family friendly of you." Sans raised a nonexistent eyebrow, unperturbed.
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Tommyinnit as Bakugou Katsuki by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: DSMP - Fandom, mha, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Dream SMP
15 Jan 2026
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Tommyinnit escapes Dream and sails off in a random direction in search of land and falls asleep. When he wakes up Holy Fucking Shit he's in Japan! Why the Fuck is he exploding?! WHY THE HELL DOES THAT PERSON HAVE SEVEN FUCKING ARMS?!?! But most importantly... how did he get here? And what can he do so that Dream doesn't find him?
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Morgan vs. Zeep Zorp by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
28 Jun 2025
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Morgan would never get what they wanted. Or maybe who they wanted was the better statement. As they watched Alex banter flirtatiously with Zeep Zorp, it was as if each word he said was stabbing them right in the heart. Alex had never been adverse to whatever species he dated. Morgan had seen Alex’s exes with their own eyes. From aliens to literal actual monsters, if you had gone back in time and told Alex that he may one day fuck a robot, Alex probably would have shrugged it off and told you he was looking forward to it.
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Morgan is insanely jealous of Zeep Zorp and doesn't even know it.
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- English
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Anxiety (Out of sight but in my mind) by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Apr 2025
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Honestly this is just me venting all my anxiety and social anxiousness onto our lovable little spider.
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- English
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