Mysterious_Cryptid
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Holy Shit, It's a Serial Mass Murderer! by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game)
11 Jul 2026
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A primordial screech of pure rage echoed through the halls.
"wow. i almost feel bad. wait nvm– no i don’t. you deserve this.”
Chara's glare snapped to Sans, seemingly attempting to smite him with their eyes to no avail. They slammed their fist into the wall, actually cracking it a little.
"Fuck. You."
"that's not very family friendly of you." Sans raised a nonexistent eyebrow, unperturbed.
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Tommyinnit as Bakugou Katsuki by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: DSMP - Fandom, mha, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Dream SMP
15 Jan 2026
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Tommyinnit escapes Dream and sails off in a random direction in search of land and falls asleep. When he wakes up Holy Fucking Shit he's in Japan! Why the Fuck is he exploding?! WHY THE HELL DOES THAT PERSON HAVE SEVEN FUCKING ARMS?!?! But most importantly... how did he get here? And what can he do so that Dream doesn't find him?
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Morgan vs. Zeep Zorp by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
28 Jun 2025
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Morgan would never get what they wanted. Or maybe who they wanted was the better statement. As they watched Alex banter flirtatiously with Zeep Zorp, it was as if each word he said was stabbing them right in the heart. Alex had never been adverse to whatever species he dated. Morgan had seen Alex’s exes with their own eyes. From aliens to literal actual monsters, if you had gone back in time and told Alex that he may one day fuck a robot, Alex probably would have shrugged it off and told you he was looking forward to it.
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Morgan is insanely jealous of Zeep Zorp and doesn't even know it.
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- English
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Anxiety (Out of sight but in my mind) by Mysterious_Cryptid
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Apr 2025
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Honestly this is just me venting all my anxiety and social anxiousness onto our lovable little spider.
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Mayor Mamdani Has the New York Tingles! by HerBitterSweetness
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
21 Aug 2026
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Peter Parker had fought aliens, survived multiversal disasters, and been thrown through more walls than his security deposit could justify. None of it prepared him for waking up in a private hospital room after getting shot while saving Jean Grey. There were balloons. There were cards. There was an oxygen mask, an IV bag that probably cost seven hundred dollars, and the horrifying realization that Bellevue Hospital knew exactly who he was beneath the suit.
Worse: he was uninsured. As an American. In the most expensive city in the world.
Frank Castle insists the solution is obvious: tag Mayor Mamdani on TikTok to save the day.
Or: My (crack) theory on how Spider-Man was able to pay for his expensive hospital bill!
Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
31 Aug 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Oh my god? Oh my god. This is one of the best things to grace planet earth, second only to Mayor Mamdani
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The Criminal Confuser and Coffee Shop Cryptid (Who Is Peter Parker?) by MerOrMerlin
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
18 Nov 2024
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When one desperate Gotham goon in a Joker mask decides its a brilliant idea to rob a coffee shop at 11PM at night, he expects quick cash and cowering civilian customers. He does not expect to have a stare down with a teenager who refuses to follow the simple command of 'get on the ground.'
Peter Parker is not typically one to rebel against someone with a firearm in his civvies, but when it comes down to spite and caffeine, he's going to be the one winning the grand prize of pettiest coffee customer.
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Peter takes on the persona of resident espresso chugging mystery, sacrifices Tim Drake's drink for the greater good, and causes some well-deserved late night chaos.
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Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
03 Aug 2026
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always just out of reach by laurenshappenstobemyhusband for cxlmberry
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
03 Mar 2021
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Katsuki's first word that he ever says, before Mama and Daddy and die, is Deku.
"Where did you see Deku, honey?" Mitsuki asks, looking at the picture he drew. She can't tell much from the scribbles, but the green hair is apparent. As far as she remembers, none of Katsuki's friends have green hair. "One of your cartoons?"
"He's not fake," Katsuki scowls. "He's real."
"Is he from the playground, or from school?"
"No." But when pressed for more information, Katsuki only grows angrier. An imaginary friend, Mitsuki figures, and drops it at that. When he grows older and forgets about Deku, maybe she'll get a straight answer out of him.
Except that never happens. Katsuki never forgets Deku, and he never stops being real to him, because he has memories of him. Memories that don't match up with his current life.
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Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
04 Aug 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
I am going to scream. wtaf. I love this.
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"Richard Tweak." He pushed a plume of smoke out through his nose and added, "The third."
Craig looked down at the black water, out toward the horizon, then back to Mr. Tweak. He was staring at Craig, eyebrows raised, taking a slow pull on his cigarette.
"Craig Tucker. Uh. The first."
Or: Two guys meet on board the RMS Titanic. This might not be an ideal setting for a love story.
Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
03 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
EEEEEE SO GREAT!!!
Creek + Titanic + nicedress = MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!
On chapter 3 rn
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Donnie has been stuck in a time loop for months. No matter what he does—no matter what he changes—it always ends the same.
At exactly 11:59, they all die.
What happens when that changes? When Donnie figures out that there’s more to this than meets the eye? Can he figure it out, or is he destined to die for eternity?
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- Part 22 of Whumpay 2025
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Bookmarked by Mysterious_Cryptid
14 Jun 2026