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Ajax's List: 213 Things Ajax is Not Allowed to Do in the Fatui by A_Hallucination, AstraKiseki, crowdotink archive (orphan_account), FermentedBread, Flammby_Wolf, Narsci, Onyxiex, RileythePyro
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
18 Dec 2020
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This is exactly what it says on the tin: a list of 213 things that an idiot narwhal can no longer do in the Fatui.
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“The loss of my lord’s gnosis has caused a,” Xiao deliberates, a particularly pinched expression crossing his face that would have amused Childe greatly were the subject at hand not Zhongli, “…regression, of sorts.”
Childe prompts, “Regression?”
If possible, Xiao’s expression pinches further, but he doesn’t reprimand Childe for his interjection. “A regression to biological urges that most adepti have learned to adapt to and control by adolescence.”
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Or; While attempting to adapt to mortal life without a gnosis, the presence of a suitable mate triggers a latent rut in Zhongli.
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The train rattles noisily over the tracks, swaying the bodies packed tightly within the car. The night lights of the city flash by the windows, providing flickering illumination of the variety of people within; from tired office workers to bored youths, many faces turned down towards their phones or tablets, earbuds or headphones over their ears.
Tucked into the far corner, Phainon’s legs tense reflexively to balance himself against the roll and sway beneath his feet. He struggles to control his uneven breath, which has nothing to do with the jostling over rough tracks and everything to do with the way it rocks him into the hand—
Kinktober Prompt 4: Public Sex, Quiet Sex
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Worst Summer Vacation by mysterycyclone
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
16 Feb 2021
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The last thing he remembers is leaving school. It was a half day, as he’d finished his exams early, texted May about staying over at Ned’s place, sent another text to MJ and then a twitch of his spider senses--
Then a pinch at his neck, like a bee sting, but deeper. Darkness. Then here.
Huh. Kidnapped. That’s new. If he was less emotionally dead from finals and sleep deprivation, he’d probably have a stronger and much more appropriate reaction to that.
At least he's got Captain America and the Winter Soldier to keep him company.
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A house party finally gets through to Phainon.
He's lucky Mydei's so fond of him.
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- Part 6 of Kinktober 2025
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Magical Self Care for Everyday Life by Bgtea
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Oct 2025
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Surely, Da-ge and A-Yao must be joking.
Lan Xichen eyes it with distaste. The item is encased in plastic and sealed into a paper box, in all of its…obscene cylindrical tube and flesh-coloured glory. It’s thick; easily the size of his wrist with smooth walls slightly curved “for better grip!” as the box cheerfully advertises.
Lan Xichen turns the box so that he can look at the bottom. Through the clear plastic, he can see the end of the tube—a pair of lewd, silicone pussy lips with a little hole between them. “Ready for use!” the box says, “With real, skin-like texture. Get ready to come like you’ve never come before!”
“What is that?” There’s no disguising the disgust and bewilderment in his voice. “And why are you giving this to me?”
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Nie Mingjue and Meng Yao staged an intervention and bought Lan Xichen a pocket pussy so that he can finally work off some steam (from his burgeoning crush on Jiang Cheng).
The pocket pussy is magic.
Yes, it's just shameless porn. Enjoy.