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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Neighbours are the worst because they’re loud, nosy, irritating, and they steal your number to text you about their failing DIY projects.

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    12 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 78

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    Uni Floor Chat — 5:14pm
    George has added 9 contacts to the group 

     

    George
    Hello everyone! George here! It was lovely meeting you all briefly today! Hope everyone’s getting settled in. I thought it would be good to create a group chat in case anyone needs any favours, wants to make plans as a floor, etc. 

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    Or basically, a chat fic of a male-only university dorm hall.

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    BUILDING RESIDENTS — 10:14am

    George:
    Hello everyone.

    George:
    As some of you already know, we have several new tenants moving into the building this week due to the start of the university semester.

    George:
    Please remember:
    • quiet hours begin at 10pm
    • laundry room booking is mandatory
    • you receive two copies of keys, DO NOT lose them
    • absolutely NO barbecuing on the roof

    Max:
    oppression

    Daniel:
    that was one time

    Oscar:
    no copy and paste this year george?

    Alex:
    had to add a new bullet point

    or, the apartment building chatfic where nobody reads the announcements, everybody dates each other, and george russell slowly loses his mind.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Chaos Court

    (January 1st 2023, 3:26 pm)

     

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    Dear Residents of Slipstream Suites,

    I hope you all had a wonderfull christmas and a good start in the new year 2023

    I wanted to inform you that we have two new tenants joining our wonderful community this year:

    Logan Sargeant and Oscar Piastri (Unit 281). Both will move in today, and I trust you will extend them the warm and friendly welcome that Slipstream Suites is known for. (please don't throw any pans at them Lando)

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    09 Jun 2026

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    The first photo is professionally shot— OP81 in a black fireproof undershirt, half out of his race suit, looking off-camera, effectively showing off his chiselled jawline. His eyes are a perfect chocolate-y brown and his hair does a little swoopy swoop thing that makes Lando’s heart skip a tiny beat.
    Lando stops talking.
    The silence lasts just a fraction too long.
    “Oh, fuck off.”
    Chat explodes.
    smooth_opewation55: THERE IT IS
    angeldoesgaf: HE FOLDED 😭
    kukuruchutensei: BRO GOT HUMBLED
    m1xtyex: LOOK AT HIM STARING
    aflairforthez: zoom in again we weren’t done

    Or; Lando gets a hate comment in one of his streams, he decides to check the insta of his so called hater, who unfortunately for him is a certain gorgeous australian f1 driver.

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    07 Jun 2026