Nebeltheslime
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"His phone buzzed. Once. Twice. Then a relentless bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz of notifications. Craig gritted his teeth. Too much. He snatched the phone off his desk and flicked the silent switch.
Of course. Fucking Clyde.
When he finally glanced at his notifications, he saw the inevitable flood of messages:
Clyde: 'I know you’re online.'
Clyde: 'You can’t be playing Minecraft rn.'
Clyde: 'I need your help.'
Clyde: 'Dude?'
Clyde: 'Come on, Craig.'
Clyde: 'I would hop in the server to yell at you if I could'
Clyde: 'I’ll blow up your base again'
Clyde: 'Hello?'Craig groaned, typing back. 'What do you want?'
The reply came instantly.
Clyde: 'So Kenny’s coworker needs help this weekend, and I figured since you were available, you could help.'"
Or, Tweek and Craig don't have any friends and somehow find each other.
(Craig's Version)
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- Part 2 of Lease on Life
Bookmarked by Nebeltheslime
30 Aug 2025
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Craig has an infatuation with the blonde boy who makes him so nervous he can't speak, and Tweek just adores that.
AU where Tweek's only friend is Kyle, and Craig is a space-obsessed boy who sees stars in Tweek's eyes. Teenage drama between friend groups, and Cartman isn't the reason everyone is fighting (for once).
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- English
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- 33/?
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Bookmarked by Nebeltheslime
29 Aug 2025
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Literally the greatest South Park fic I've ever read
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Homestuck Act 5 Act 2 if Vriska forcefemmed John on top of her usual manipulation of him
this is a doomed timeline
the first couple chapters are basically just straight up from homestuck just abridged a little to set the sceneBookmarked by Nebeltheslime
15 Aug 2025