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    Newt has grown up in a little village that worships the god Graves and now that he's of age he's to attend his first ritual offering.

    Wonder how that goes.

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    02 Feb 2022

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    Izuku is long-suffering Personal Assistant to #1 Pro Hero Dynamight.

    Dynamight can't keep a PA to save his career. They all quit crying after a few days weeks. Enter: Izuku—with enough money problems to brave the jaws of the cranky beast. Childhood friend turned glorified paid slave. Somehow it all works out.

    ‘Kill them with kindness’, his mom had told him once. If that were true, Bakugou Katsuki would be stone-cold dead by now.

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    17 Oct 2021

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    Bilbo Baggins hated Lobelia Bracegirdle long before he'd ever met her. And in turn, Lobelia Bracegirdle, being the ambitious and overachieving sort that she was, absolutely, totally, wouldn't-have-spit-on-him-if-he-were-on-fire despised Bilbo Baggins long before she'd ever met him too.

    Against all odds and their feuding families, they get married.

    But it's not that kind of love story.

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    01 Oct 2021

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    The pairing might be... unconventional. But the hobbit society beautifully written and the drama delicious. What a joy to read!

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    In the Shire, hobbits say, "What lovely weather we've having." They also stir their teacups for four and a half clockwise rotations, place their left elbow seven-eighths down the way of the arm rest, and sniffled pointedly, which roughly translates to: "This tea is over-steeped and bland, your furniture is both uncomfortable and horrifically tasteless, and you're a twit of a host."
    And I think that's beautiful.
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    Hobbitish is a language of manners and etiquette, the dwarves don't even know that Hobbitish is a thing, and Bilbo is trying to keep a straight face and his peace of mind while the Company unintentionally keeps sexually propositioning him and challenging him to pie-eating contests to the death.
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    Actions speak so much louder than words.

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    30 Sep 2021

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    Izuku makes the mistake of stealing something from Katsuki for, uh, reasons. Katsuki comes to collect.

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    26 Dec 2020