11 Bookmarks by Niallssake
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“Fuck you, dude,” Patrick says, though there’s no real heat behind it. “Sit on it and spin.”
Art stares longingly at his tanned back. You don’t have to ask me twice, he thinks.
or, a masterclass in what not to do after having phone sex with your best friend.
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Bookmarked by Niallssake
19 Sep 2024
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Completely broke and in desperate need of rent money, Sirius Black finds himself getting into a handsome stranger's fancy car. It’s fine, really. It’s just an easy twenty pounds for helping the man get to his fancy posh hotel. Or is it?
Or: a Pretty Woman AU where Sirius is Julia Roberts and Remus is Richard Gere.
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- Part 1 of The Pretty Woman AU
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- English
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- 75,791
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 280
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- 1,472
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Bookmarked by Niallssake
18 Jun 2024
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During the week of his father's funeral, Sirius Black meets an unusual priest and offers to help write Orion Black's eulogy. At the same time, he's started texting a mysterious bass player from a pop-punk band that he accidentally swapped phones with. Eventually, the conversations between the two start to blur together and Sirius has trouble trying to decide which one he's falling for the hardest.
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- English
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- 142,264
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 24
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- 2,868
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Bookmarked by Niallssake
14 Sep 2023
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At the boarding house Remus lives in with Lily, Marlene, Mary, and Dorcas (who Remus has never actually seen), there is only a single rule: No Dating. And Remus doesn't find himself having a hard time following that rule. Until he fatefully runs into the most dazzling person he's ever seen, who makes a skirt and high heels and burgundy lipstick look far more appealing than anything Remus is capable of handling.
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- English
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- 31,863
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 2
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- 98
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- 359
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Bookmarked by Niallssake
11 Sep 2023
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10 Sep 2023
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Sirius gets cursed with a raging boner that he can't get rid of, so he turns to Remus for a helping hand (and more).
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05 Aug 2023
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27 Jul 2023
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Remus Lupin has been in love with Sirius Black for ages, so when an unexpected opportunity arises for him to have everything he's been dreaming of, he can't possibly say no (even if it's only for one night). After all, it's just an experiment. Nothing really needs to change.
Right?
In which Remus and Sirius are tragically terrible communicators, Peter just wants to help, and James is forced to reconcile with the fact that his friends may, in fact, be idiots.
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- Part 1 of The Scientific Method and Related Works
- Language:
- English
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- 62,436
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 2
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- 228
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- 2,315
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Bookmarked by Niallssake
25 Jul 2023
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Sirius meets Cute Boy twice and is fascinated. So, he decides to visit the coffeeshop he works in. (This really is not stalking him.) There he meets James (So does Regulus but he is a bit too preoccupied to talk) which results in immediate platonic soulmates, need I say more? Ah and yes, Sirius wants Remus and Remus does not make it easy.
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22 Jul 2023
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Blacks do not cry. Blacks do not make empty threats. Blacks do not care about 'goodness.' And they most definitely do not fall in love.
Sirius was the perfect Black. Until he wasn't.
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A Slytherin! Sirius AU, in which Sirius is disowned after destroying his Dark Mark and finds himself homeless, friendless, and worst of all, bored. Enter Gryffindor's resident bad boy, Remus Lupin.
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- English
- Words:
- 50,224
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 1
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- 610
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Bookmarked by Niallssake
22 Jul 2023
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“So what’s he like? Full of it? Arrogant?”
“Yes,” he says, because he thinks that is a fair assessment. Sirius Black is full of it. He is arrogant. He’s also entitled and needy and smug. He’s talented, reckless, moody, selfish, childish, charming and sweet, and a million different other things Remus is trying to wrap his head around.
Sirius Black is hard work.
Remus Lupin is a successful documentary filmmaker who is assigned to make a fly-on-the-wall documentary featuring Sirius Black - one of the world's most brilliant footballers - as he competes in the European Championship.
All does not go smoothly.
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Fair warning: Remus knows nothing about football and neither do I. Also, this is about football in the global sense. I can't call it soccer. I just can't.
This will not be hugely explicit, but it will be mature. I am an adult. If you are not, or you feel uncomfortable with adult themes, please steer clear.
I read and love all comments but seem to struggle to reply to them in an acceptable timeframe. Sorry about that.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 51,568
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 6
- Comments:
- 574
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Bookmarked by Niallssake
30 Jun 2023