Nicecuppatea
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Eggsy is only 16 when he contacts Kingsman on Daisy's behalf. Harry is immediately smitten and makes a snap decision to take him and 3 year old Daisy home...then he wonders what what he's got himself into.
Featuring Marcus the boyfriend, Joe the chav rent boy and, of course, there is an evil mastermind up to his usual tricks with his aptly named Spunk! threat aimed specifically at young men. Meet Valentine's predecessor - Casanova.
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A birthday present fic.
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Harry and Eggsy meet as schoolboys and teach each other new skills.
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Each agent instinctively moves to protect their injury from Merlin: Percival closes his good eye as well as his black eye and gives thanks that the retina wasn’t damaged; Amelia strokes Roxy’s shoulder, sore from both the dislocation and Merlin’s none too gentle method of popping it back in; Eggsy wimpers, his hands gently cupping his crown jewels; and Harry wobbles uncertainly on one leg as he steps backward with the aid of an elegant but impractical cane - the physio authorising this after the ‘crutch fighting’ debacle. Several other agents nurse wrist or arm injuries and a few are still in the medical wing.
There are only two people who are not afraid of Merlin: Dagonet and Daisy.
Like 'The Blonde Godling' this is a light hearted read so make yourself a pot of loose leaf Earl Grey tea or a cappuccino, grab a triangle of Scottish shortbread and put your feet up for five minutes.
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A Respectable Gentleman? by Nicecuppatea for
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
16 Aug 2016
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Harry and Eggsy meet in the Black Prince where Eggsy works behind the bar
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The Blonde Godling And Other Stories by Nicecuppatea
Fandom Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
01 Jul 2016
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Eggsy's definitely up shit creek.
Dean's just kicked him out and he hads nowhere to go. If he returned home, Dean promised that he'd kill Eggsy and make it look like an accident.
So, Eggsy ran off. Stole a car. Drove an hour away to Epsom, where he knew a posh old Alpha kept an Omega sanctuary. He'd seen it on the news once.
Eggsy knew the sanctuary was only really for Show Omegas deemed 'past their prime', but maybe this Alpha, Harry, would take a scruffy young Omega like him in too?
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Ad left 10h ago in section male - male
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Looking for someone to accompany a middle-aged man to a social outing in the country NEXT weekend. I only wish to make my homophobic mother squirm non-stop for sixty hours and nothing more. Successful applicant will be rewarded handsomely. Cash bonus on offer if you are one or several of the following: young (must be eighteen or over - no practical joke is above the law), working class, someone with an extreme aversion to received pronunciation or in possession of a strong regional accent/dialect.- Language:
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29 Apr 2021
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A Marriage of Inconvenience by autoschediastic
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
03 Aug 2015
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“Caution in the field isn’t confined to simply an awareness of your surroundings,” Harry says, his tone stern but his breath soft and warm against the back of Eggsy’s hand. His gaze lifts, his eyes hooded as he peers at Eggsy over the rims of his glasses. “You’ve told a lie, Eggsy, and now that lie must be truth.”
(Or, that time Eggsy scored them a better table by saying it was his and Harry's anniversary and quickly grew to regret it.)
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27 Mar 2021
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Eggsy has just started a new job at Kingsman Tailor’s, which he’s no idea how he managed to land, when he’s asked by social services to look after his baby sister because otherwise she’ll be put into care. The next few months see Eggsy juggling a full time job, full time responsibility for his sister, and on top of it all a growing attraction to his much older, male boss. Are any of those things really viable in the long-term?
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25 Aug 2020
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“But I won’t remember this conversation?"
After the death of his mentor, Eggsy is left with the haunting memories of a man gone past. In a last ditch effort, he agrees to take part in an experimental procedure which will wipe all memories of Harry Hart (and of Kingsman) from his mind. But as the procedure involves reliving those memories before their deletion, Eggsy slowly realizes the depth of his feelings for Harry and comes to realize that losing him is the last thing he wants to do.
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25 May 2018