10 Works by Nicecuppatea

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    Eggsy is only 16 when he contacts Kingsman on Daisy's behalf. Harry is immediately smitten and makes a snap decision to take him and 3 year old Daisy home...then he wonders what what he's got himself into.

    Featuring Marcus the boyfriend, Joe the chav rent boy and, of course, there is an evil mastermind up to his usual tricks with his aptly named Spunk! threat aimed specifically at young men. Meet Valentine's predecessor - Casanova.

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    English
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    24,240
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    235
    Bookmarks:
    39
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    A birthday present fic.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    34
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    1
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    Harry and Eggsy meet as schoolboys and teach each other new skills.

    Language:
    English
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    3,252
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    23
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    639
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    Each agent instinctively moves to protect their injury from Merlin: Percival closes his good eye as well as his black eye and gives thanks that the retina wasn’t damaged; Amelia strokes Roxy’s shoulder, sore from both the dislocation and Merlin’s none too gentle method of popping it back in; Eggsy wimpers, his hands gently cupping his crown jewels; and Harry wobbles uncertainly on one leg as he steps backward with the aid of an elegant but impractical cane - the physio authorising this after the ‘crutch fighting’ debacle. Several other agents nurse wrist or arm injuries and a few are still in the medical wing.

    There are only two people who are not afraid of Merlin: Dagonet and Daisy.

    Like 'The Blonde Godling' this is a light hearted read so make yourself a pot of loose leaf Earl Grey tea or a cappuccino, grab a triangle of Scottish shortbread and put your feet up for five minutes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    801
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    575
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    Harry and Eggsy meet in the Black Prince where Eggsy works behind the bar

    Language:
    English
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    5,487
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
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    17
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    237
    Bookmarks:
    30
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    3,039
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    Set immediately after their first meeting in The Blonde Godling with the Sparkling Green Eyes.

    Harry cleared his throat. "Renaissance Art was heavily influenced by the Greeks who thought the small uncircumcised penis was a sign of nobility whereas large ones were considered vulgar. And the standard for beauty in the classical era in Greece was the prepubescent boy so the smaller your penis was the closer you were to the ideal." He paused and trying not to sound too lascivious added, "Thankfully we no longer hold those views".

    Eggsy's eyebrows shot up, "Is that a promise, 'Arry?" He winked. "I'm looking forward to finding out."

    Merlin groaned and muttered, "Yer dirty pair - yer deserve each other. And tell that boy he'll need glasses to see yer old man's penis."

     

    Harry takes Eggsy out but this time it isn't to The Black Prince but to Il Principe Nero.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,826
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    205
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2,917
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    There's something about him. Something about the way he feels lying beside him, the way his body feels pressed against his. Something about the entire encounter that pulls at Harry in a way no other mark ever has, touches him in a way only one other ever has.

    There's something about him. He don't got a lot to say, but he don't have to. He says it in his touch, in the way he holds Eggsy like he's somethin' precious, looks at him when he thinks Eggsy’s not lookin’. That look makes it perfectly clear that he ain’t nothin’ like any other john he’s ever had before.

    There’s something about him. Something more than just who his father had been. Merlin doesn’t know what exactly what it is, hasn’t had the chance to meet the lad himself. He’s seen it in the way his soulmate holds the young Markless though, and the way Lee's son stares longingly back at Harry.

    Now’s the moment. Their only chance to pin down the bastard behind the missing Markless. But there’s something between a Soulmarked and mated couple and their Markless mark that will change everything. Can Harry and Merlin kiss the boy and keep him, despite all the odds against them?

    Language:
    English
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    5,828
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2,123
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    "Merlin," Harry gave a dramatic sigh, dodging into a side alley so he could speak frankly, "you saw him?" There was grunted agreement in his ear. "Well, I have decided that that dream of a man, that blonde godling with sparkling green eyes, needs me to fuck him so hard that he can't remember his own name."

    A slightly different first meeting.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,025
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    425
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    6,433
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    Eggsy keeps it together until he passes Holborn Police Station and then...

    Inspired by @Phaeleah on Tumblr
    I don’t want them to know the secrets
    
I don’t want them to know the way I loved you
    
I don’t think they understand it

    I don’t think they would accept me, no
    
I loved and I loved and I lost you
    >> Hurts Like Hell by Fleurie

    Watch it on YouTube for the full angst.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    239
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    443
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    Momomomma posted some wonderful Kingsman prompts which made me smile so I had fun writing a quick drabble to make other people smile. And here it is - tidied up from the Tumblr.

    Here's the prompt:

    Eggsy likes to nick things from Harry, things that are little clues. He’ll take his coffee cup, steal a fork, and lift his favorite tie and Harry will know that he wants them to go out for dinner soon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    281
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    551

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