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Safe Spaces, the Pleasure Principle, and Other Lies From the Chaise Longue by lavinialost (tempestandtea)
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
09 Jul 2023
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“Dirk,” Todd turned to him and hissed.
He kept his eyes firmly on the door and plastered on his most believable “everything is fine” smile. “Yes, Todd?”
“At any point while making this appointment, did you actually use the phrase ‘business partner’ to describe our relationship?”
“You know, it’s funny. I can’t quite seem to recall that right now.”
“It’s not funny. He thinks we’re a couple.”
“Yes, I had picked up on that, thank you very much.”
In which Dirk drags Todd to therapy undercover for a case as "business partners" (definitely not anything else), Farah's not sure that's a real thing, and Todd doesn't know enough about therapy to argue either way. What could go wrong?- Language:
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30 Aug 2025
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one septendecillion brass doorknobs by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2020
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The cogs and circuits of the great machine of inter-connectedness are once again in motion. A Thing is missing. In fact, several things are missing, and they have to be returned to their rightful owners. After a whole month of peace and quiet, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency has two whole new cases to solve. And what a fine pair of cases they are.
The journey will start close to home and venture beyond the Earth, far into the cosmos. It will connect an old professor (and his young friend), a paranoid billionaire, world’s worst mercenary and a band of mysterious twenty-somethings in a cool van.
Yes, the Rowdy Three are also there. Yes, there is more than one cool van in this book.
(You can’t go wrong with a cool van)
Read on to discover more of Dirk’s past and Amanda’s future, of the successes and errors of Black Wing supervisor Adams, of unspoken feelings and disappearing music boxes and meanings lost in translation.
Oh, and could there be someone watching this all from behind the reality curtains?..
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24 Aug 2025
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Board Games Won With Arguable Efficiency by flailfail
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
21 Sep 2021
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Dirk swung his feet off the desk and leaned forward. “Game Night, Todd! We need something new to play, after the…Universe-required but nonetheless unfortunate deaths that followed our last round of Trivial Pursuit, and Cluedo seems perfect for a detective agency bonding exercise, wouldn’t you agree?”
Game Nights at the agency tend to get a little holistic. When Dirk convinces Todd and Farah to try Cluedo, their quiet evening of board games inevitably leads to a murder investigation, a forcefield of coincidences, and some minor interdimensional travel. The trio discover that toothpicks are not to be taken lightly, Mona is a useful ally in dismantling booby traps, and holistics really need to unionise. But at the heart of this chaotic tale of intrigue, romance, and betrayal lies one burning question: was it actually Professor Plum in the library with the candlestick?
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13 Aug 2025
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looking back, annabeth doesn’t think she ever had a relationship with her father past observing him.
(or in which annabeth’s dad helps her and percy move into their new apartment and there is no reconciliation)
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27 Apr 2025
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Both Created In Chaos (Part One) by MauveIdiot
Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics)
16 Apr 2021
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Enemies to Lovers. Slow Burn.
Kurt is an X-Man and Wanda is one of the newest members of the Brotherhood - they are on seemingly opposite sides of the same battle being fought against mutant oppression. They should be enemies, but a chance meeting in a bar and a mistaken identity sets them on the path towards friendship, and maybe even something more.
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- Part 1 of Both Created In Chaos
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05 Dec 2024