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    Wile E. Coyote, finally finished with the trial and back to his regular chase of the Road Runner, is happy to have everything go back to normal.

    At least until the bird kissed him.

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    In which Wile E. finally learns how roadrunners court each other.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    [ MY FATHER WOULDN’T LET ME ]

    A look of horror crossed Roadrunner’s face. Coyote flipped the sign.

    [ NOT UNTIL I CAUGHT YOU ]

    The look of horror doubled. Roadrunner replied:

    [ BUT YOU CAUGHT ME ]

    Flip.

    [ WHY NOT SPEAK NOW? ]

    Coyote shrugged. Non-verbal communication worked just fine. Why fix what was not broken?

    And then, Roadrunner’s face contorted into something Coyote had never seen on him before: anger.

    [ DON’T YOU WANT TO CLAIM YOUR VICTORY OVER THAT ******* *******? ]

    Upon seeing the sign he had produced, his face scrunched up even further and he beeped out:

    “..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. -. --. / .- ... ... .... --- .-.. .”

    “FUCKING ASSHOLE”

     

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    After finally catching the Roadrunner, Wile E. Coyote takes on a new challenge: Finding his voice.

    A direct sequel to my oneshot, Tomorrow.

    TW: Flashbacks to severe child abuse!

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    09 Sep 2026

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    “Maybe tomorrow.”

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    Once Wile E. finally has Roadrunner in his arms, he realizes he is not hungry.

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    09 Sep 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 26

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    Dahlia and Carmine schedule a special team bonding activity.

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    03 Sep 2026

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    During a little training session, sun just couldn't take his eyes off of Dahlia. Every swift move they made his eyes followed. He couldn't dare to look away, he felt embarrassed to keep staring, but he wanted the moment to last longer.

    It was only till now that he had realized his true feelings he didn't know he had.

    Will he confess his undying love for dahlia? Or will he coward in his feelings.

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    10 Aug 2026