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    “You know it’s extremely poor form to not show up when the owner of the Continental calls for you.”

    Rio’s heart stuttered at the woman’s voice. Once again, her body betraying her. She looked up to see that her little performance of ignoring was wasted. The woman was pointedly looking out the window, her thick mane of dark curls, obscuring part of her face.

    Rio straightened her posture. “And I think it’s stupid to get in the car with Lady Death, knowing this isn’t neutral ground,” she said smoothly, pointedly shifting her hand to rest behind her.

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    With her teenage daughter kidnapped and a five million dollar bounty over her head, hitwoman Agatha Harkness has no choice but to turn to her ex, Rio Vidal, an undisciplined revolutionary, to bring her daughter back.

    Aka, the John Wick x One Battle After Another x Agatha All Along crossover that no one asked for.

    *You do not need to be familiar with John Wick or OBAA to read! Everything is contextualised :))*

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “We got engaged?”

    Rio looks at her, puzzled. Her eyes dart back and forth between Agatha’s.

    “You remember?” Rio asks carefully.

    Holy shit. She’s engaged to Rio.

    She’s engaged to Rio.

    Her heart feels like it’s about to give out and that burning in her ribs feels like fire.

    When did this happen?

    “Not really but I guess it makes sense.” She’s barely able to hear the words leave her mouth over the beating of her own heart.

    “So you remember Wanda?” Rio asks dejectedly. Agatha frowns, confused all over again.

    “Wanda?” She repeats. “Who’s Wanda?”

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    Agatha wakes up in hospital with amnesia after a car accident and immediately jumps to the very logical but extremely wrong conclusion about her best friend. As she tries to piece together her life with memories of Rio and no one else, she’s forced to ask herself an important question: Why did she agree to marry the wrong person?

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    12 Jun 2026

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    20 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    April Ludgate is in her last year of college and realizes she hasn’t done much for her personal life. After putting together a list, she enlists the help of a friend.

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Why does this ridiculous little family have to include me? Sounds like you’re just making up reasons to be upset,” Agatha said, pursing her lips to try and keep in character, to not let her performance slip.

    “Because it’s you, Agatha," Billy said, not letting go of Agtha's hands. "Because I love you and you matter to me. You matter, Agatha. You always have, that has never changed. You are the heart of this family, no matter what you pretend to be otherwise to keep us at arm’s length. Our beating, bleeding, broken heart that we need to stay alive.”

    “I’m not broken,” Agatha grumbled, not hating the analogy as much as she should. “Quit writing me poetry.”

    “No, Agatha, you’re not broken. But we hurt you, we broke your heart, and I won’t pretend that we didn’t. Please give us a chance, give me a chance to make this right. Just one more time. And if you hate it, I promise to never ask you again. Just one more tour.”

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    Or, Fleetwood Mac rewritten as ex-wives Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal. It's been 10 years since the band broke up-- can anything be salvaged?

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    17 Nov 2025