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  1. Public Bookmark 48

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    “This isn’t ‘presentable’,” Obito cringes, “you’ve dolled me up like we’re going to a honeypot. The one with the moral compensation pay.”
    “Aaand we are,” Anko says, satisfied, finally leaning away and admiring her work. “Honeypot to get us laid!”
    “I’d like to get laid with someone who doesn’t think I’m a whore,” Obito whines, almost managing to cover his face with his hands, stopping at the last moment when Anko hisses and bats his hands away.
    “You look like a high-grade whore,” Anko smiles all-sweetly. “Put on those heels, loser. One of us is getting pussy tonight.”

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    01 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 35

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    CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR GACHIAKUTA ANYTHING PAST SEASON 1

     Tamsy needs a day off, like, really bad. So, he goes to the man who can give him exactly that. Arkha Corvus, except he is harboring some feelings of his own, and he takes it out on his power little cleaner. How will Tamsy be able to get his day off in the most non suspicous way possible?

    Thats right! By getting his nipples pierced!

    NOTE: As this fic has gone on and I decided Im gonna make it more than one chapter, I've throwing in an added bonus that they have SEX at the end of every chapter or at least sex every chapter. You're welcome!

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    16 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Excerpt from Story:

    "I suppose you'll be wanting a secret from me now so we're even?"
    "No need."
    Tamsy paused, mouth centimeters from his cup, the warmth from his glass still heating his soft lips.
    "I shared that story because I wanted to, if anything, it was me paying you back for this kind gesture."
    As he spoke he lifted his cup referencing the tea that Tamsy brought.
    "Does this mean I'll get a new secret every time I visit then~"
    "No."
    "You're no fun."
    This one was free, next time," he punctuated himself with a sip from his cup, "bring a story of your own."
    "Next time?"
    "Next time."

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    Tamsy, in a stroke of genius, decides that the perfect way to quell his boredom and interest would be to indulge in various brews of tea with none other than his boss in hopes of learning more about the mysterious man. Along the way they both learn more about each other by sharing secrets, experiences, and more~

    Updates Tuesdays and Fridays

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    06 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 56

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    Tamsy gets fucked, that's about it

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    18 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Tamsy's morning has gone bad to worse.
    Icing on the cake? His hair won't co-operate.
    It threatens to wreck his entire day.
    Until the boss intervenes, that is.
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    AKA; Tamsy is in a mood and Arkha loves him better.
    Also, Arkha knows more than he lets on.
    Is Tamsy Okay with that, or does Arkha need to die?

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    18 Feb 2026