Noomi
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I'm sorry you're going to read this.
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So like, I'm getting more mature guys, so here's something thats worth reading. I hope.
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Are you happy?
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It Starts With A Tingle In The Cooch by Max Rasgar (Tear_U_Apart)
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
22 May 2017
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"This woman is obsessed with her vagina. Which is fine for her but she's damn well not telling me what to do with mine, Miss Swan."
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14 Jul 2021
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Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
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Bookmarked by Noomi
24 Jul 2020
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Upon Regina's banishment, the small town of Storybrooke becomes protected once again by an enchantment that prevents anyone from leaving or entering Storybrooke. Emma and Regina find themselves on the edge of the town, wishing for a way to the other side.
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- English
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- 18,661
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- 3/3
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Bookmarked by Noomi
24 Jul 2020
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Come Wednesday night, Regina has something akin to a bucket list written out to get over her nerves. It looks something like this -
1. Get Henry through college
2. Date someone who isn’t a buffoon
3. Marry that person and hope they never turn into a buffoon
4. Destroy meninism
5. Cuddle a strangerOr, in which Regina gives in to her lonely plight and hires a professional cuddler. AU Swan Queen.
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Bookmarked by Noomi
11 May 2020
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Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
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Bookmarked by Noomi
19 Mar 2020