Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan)
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Recent works
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Pinned Into Place by Their Searching Eyes by anonymity, Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan), Starwolf12, Tassledown
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
10 Oct 2025
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An ornate box holds his future
What is in it
And what could it possibly mean?Series
- Part 1 of Royal Blue Toy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 222
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 35
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Your Teeth in My Chest by Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
08 Jun 2025
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All Wild knew was that Twilight was being nice,
And if she orgasmed one more time,
She'd let Twi do anything to her. -
Red Spilling from My Lips to Yours by Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures
09 Jun 2025
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Vampires are a threat to all....or are they?
A certain Vampire loving intellectual is about to test Shadow's patience
But maybe one day Vio will get his blood drinking kink satisfied. -
Gentle Waves and Shining Flames by Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan)
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures, Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
22 Apr 2025
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It finally happened. She finally did it.
Now, she only need her Witcher to walk through those doors and into her loving arms.Red has spent months putting together a surprise for her lover. She's sure that her fierce Blue will love everything waiting for her.
Recent series
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Royal Blue Toy by anonymity, kitchen_cat, Nope_Not_Today_Cthulu (Nope_Not_today_Satan), Starwolf12, Tassledown, WhiteCollarNonsense
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Warriors
12 Oct 2025
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Blue - depicting or referring to sexual matters in a way that is unacceptable in polite society
They speak of what happens to him in a very Blue way. Silenced Secrets are not the way of a castle, of a military, of Warrior's life.
- Words:
- 856
- Works:
- 2