8 Works by NotAPoetJustProsaic

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  1. Don't tell me I can't stand the pain by

    Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

    12 Aug 2026

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    Pure Vanilla is a masochist, and so is Shadow Milk, so PV taunted SM to get his ass beat and maybe his meat 🥺🤞

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
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  2. Midnight Snack by

    Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

    14 Apr 2026

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    White Lily cookie loves eating out Golden Cheese unconscious or not

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    528
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    400

  3. My Lily, my treasure by

    Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

    15 Mar 2026

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    Words:
    730
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
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  4. I want you to need me by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    30 Aug 2025

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    I AM NOT A KISSBOY IVAN!!

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    569
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    156

  5. Ivans worries by

    Fandoms: Alien Stage (Web Series)  

    15 Aug 2025

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    468

  6. Without you, a part of me is missing. by

    Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)  

    15 Aug 2025

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    Golden Cheese gets absolutely fucking plastered and runs away to her ex because she missed her. that's it. that's the story. THEY FUCK, btw.

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    115
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1,312

  7. We Promised by

    Fandoms: Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)  

    13 Nov 2024

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    Simon can't deal with his emotions correctly so he shuts everyone out, including Betty. But who's gonna help him? Why Betty of course!!!!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    917
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192

  8. We're gonna get hi hi hi by

    Fandoms: Adventure Time (Cartoon 2010)  

    06 Nov 2024

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    Some pre-war stuff I guess, ermmm, Betty is a weed smoker and Simon gives it a go.
    They're so in love I hate them.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    177

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