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    SKSS: This is Jeon Jungkook. Nothing to report. Crossing over dayline currently. Requesting light-hearted conversation with Communications Officer Park Jimin, PhD. Over.

    Ground Control: This is Park Jimin. I am changing shifts with Kim Howon in 20 minutes. What would you like to discuss? Over.

    SKSS: HOLY SHIT YOU REPLIED OH MY GOD IM
    SKSS: Thisis Jeon Jungkook. Apologies for sending previous transmission. I meant to delete it before sending but we hit the wrong button. Is your profile page on the SKSA database relevant? Over.

    Ground Control: This is Park. Yes, the profile is current. No need to stress over your accidental transmission. Over.

    SKSS: Jeon. I have a report due in 48 seconds. Over.

    Ground Control: Park. Yes, you do. Over.

    SKSS: Thank you for conversing with me, Commissions Officer Park Jimin. Over.

    Ground Control: You're more than welcome, Officer Jeon. Please proceed with your report. Over.

     

    Or; Jungkook's been stranded on a space station for 3 years, and Jimin is part of the team bringing him home.

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    20 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so fucking memey but there’s also dick pics just a warning

  2. Public Bookmark 44

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    Welcome to the Dokkaebi Podcast! We are your hosts, Suga and RM, and we'd like to talk to you about what makes our skin crawl! Don't mind the cameraman, he's new.

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    20 Jul 2018

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    JUN! @minghaobb
    wh

    JUN! @minghaobb
    pardon me Sir

    JUN! @minghaobb
    PARDON ME SIR

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    Resident fanboy Wen Junhui was just followed by his bias.

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    20 Jul 2018

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    Taehyung is just trying to pass his classes, make money, care for his plants and animals, and try to hide the fact that he's a fairy.
    But then some new kid comes in with his hot muscles and pretty eyes and Taehyung is suddenly forgetting the rules.

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    20 Jul 2018

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    Idol Group BTS are all secretly dating each other and have created the world's most chaotic group chat.

    Polyamorous, shit-posting fun. Just as Jesus intended.

    (Also does it count as secret if Sejin has seen too much, and GOT7 is close to figuring out what's going on? Maybe not.)

    STORY EDITED 4TH MAY 2021 FOR FORMAT AND UPDATED GIF/PHOTO LINKS. NO MAJOR CONTENT CHANGES. (A.K.A, if the last time you read this, images/gif links were broken, I'd strongly recommend giving it a re-read now!)

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    20 Jul 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    the love of my life

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