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  1. Public Bookmark 7

    Until Heaven and Earth Collide by

    Fandoms: Hellsing  

    15 Jul 2022

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    After one of Integra’s first meetings with the Knights of the Round Table, she goes to see Alucard.

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    24 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 30

    Welcome Home by

    Fandoms: Hellsing  

    28 Aug 2007

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    Integra arrives home for the summer, and Alucard is waiting for her. Strange things happen when you are fifteen.

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    24 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 11

    Calculations of Worth by

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    30 Dec 2007

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    They say that pain tends to be exaggerated for adolescents. Integra is not exempt.

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    24 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

    Mireasă Promisă by

    Fandoms: Hellsing  

    02 Nov 2025

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    Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing has awoken a vampire with power greater than ever witnessed. It's fair to assume that the bonds that tie this power to her and her family come with a price. As a Hellsing, she's determined to play her part: serve her family and organization, and keep her end of the bargain that ties Alucard to her.
    No matter the cost.

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    21 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

    HELLSING UNHINGED by

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    27 Jan 2026

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    An unofficial, unauthorized, and completely unholy anthology of incidents MI-5 and the Vatican swear never happened.
    Contents include (but are not limited to, because God has abandoned us):

    🔫 Alucard learns to shoot like a cowboy. Gunslinger hat included. Dignity not.
    🎮 Gameplays that result in actual war crimes. Screams in 15th-century Romanian. Vampire rage-quitting.
    📹 Live streams that nothing could have prepared the internet for. 13k followers in 4 minutes.
    📦 Unlicensed Hellsing merch: Alucard plush with LED fangs. It giggles when you stab it.
    🩸 BloodCon UK: Cosplay. Smut fanfics. Sheer fan chaos. Anderson is traumatized (again).
    🧠 Mandatory group therapy. Spoiler: it does not help.
    📺 The Office, but everyone has guns. HR is dead. So is Integra on the inside.
    🏠 Keeping up with the Hellsings: family game nights. Online shopping. Seras just wanted to sleep.
    🧹 The maids spill the tea: support group for very traumatized survivors of Integra & Alucard as a couple.
    💍 Fake marriages with real sexual tension: the neighbors regret everything.

    Each chapter is a standalone disaster. Some connect. All should probably be exorcised.

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    15 Jan 2026