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    “Your plan is doomed to fail,” Capitano tells her. “By trying to save everyone, you will save no one. I suggest reconsidering your position before your nation burns to the ground, solnyshko.” That last word, spoken in an unfamiliar language, rolls smoothly off his tongue.

    The soldiers behind him don't even try to stifle their disrespectful laughter.

    Mavuika narrows her eyes. “Oh, are we name calling now, Captain?” She spits his title at him with haughty venom. “That's awfully mature. What does it mean? Witch? Bitch? Or are you feeling more creative than that today?”

    Or, the five times Capitano addresses her in Snezhnayan, and the one time she understands what he's trying to say.

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    31 Oct 2024

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    "Welcome to a new user experience! You have triggered this interface with the keywords, ‘Stupid game! Stupid devs! I want my f*****g money back!’ You are now bound to the character Tartaglia, the Eleventh Harbinger of the Fatui, codename: Childe! We hope you have an enjoyable user experience and we welcome you once again to Genshin Impact 2.0!”

    Those are some of the first words Ajax, starving college student extraordinaire, has the misfortune of hearing upon waking up in a brave new world from what he's fairly sure is a very fatal accident involving water and a shit ton of electricity.

    Okay, so he's not dead. That's good. But what's this about him being stuck playing the character Tartaglia? Tartaglia, as in the no-good, one-dimensional, cartoonish villain who met his untimely, gruesome death in the first act of the original game?

    Forget this. Like hell Ajax is going to share that fate.

    And so begins one man's journey to save himself from his awful destiny.

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    13 Mar 2022

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    Zhongli snapped his gaze towards the door when he heard the physician stepped outside.
    A smile is plastered upon the physician’s face. It made, Zhongli’s stomach churn with uneasiness. Why was this man smiling at his Empress’ sudden fall. 

     

    “Your majesty.” He bowed respectfully, before smiling even wider at the taller man. 

     

    “I believe congratulations are in order.” 

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    01 Apr 2021

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    Scaramouche has to get rid of the mage who foiled with his plans, but it isn’t as easy as it seems.

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    16 Mar 2021