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• Have you ever seen a race like THIS?! by OctoSquigglez

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, British Comedy RPF, ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  24 Dec 2025

  Tags

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  • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
  • Greg Davies & Alex Horne
  • Diane Morgan/Sarah Millican
  • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
  • Greg Davies
  • Joe Wilkinson
  • Diane Morgan
  • Tim Key
  • Nick Mohammed (Actor)
  • Mark Watson
  • Jo Brand
  • Mark Silcox
  • Roisin Conaty
  • Charlie Brooker
  • David Mitchell (British Comedy RPF)
  • Joe Thomas (British Comedy RPF)
  • Sarah Millican
  • Rosie Ramsey
  • Steve Pemberton
  • Reece Shearsmith
  • Alternate Universe
  • Vocaloid References
  • Alternate Universe - Uma Musume: Pretty Derby Fusion
  • RPF
  • Racing
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • The Author Regrets Nothing
  • Falling In Love
  • eventually
  • Animal Ears
  • Character tags will be added when they appear
  • and also a lot of other people will be probably be mentioned but untagged
  • Bad Puns
  • Background Relationships

  Summary

  Alex Horne, an aspiring horse-kin attending the prestigious Lantra Academy, has an unfortunate encounter with a man named Greg Davies as he's running late to school. Somehow, this interaction unfurled a future neither of them expected.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  10,628

  Chapters:

  11/?

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  16

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  427

• i'll take a side order of a 48 year old comedy woman from bolton, please by OctoSquigglez

  Fandoms: Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Elliott From Earth (Cartoon), Motherland (UK TV 2016), Splatoon, After Life (TV 2019)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  14 Oct 2025

  Tags

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  • Philomena Cunk
  • 105E
  • Kath (After Life)
  • Order | Smollusk (Splatoon)
  • Liz (Motherland UK TV)
  • Diane Morgan
  • Crack
  • Not Beta Read
  • Badly Written
  • i dont know what im doing
  • theres no afterlife tag for the british tv show so
  • Splatoon 3: Side Order
  • Splatoon 3: Side Order Spoilers
  • How Do I Tag

  Summary

  this is literally just side order splatoon but with diane morgan characters lmao

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,188

  Chapters:

  3/?

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  3

  Hits:

  141

• you'd better love the pain by OctoSquigglez

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF, MILGRAM (Music Videos)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  25 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
  • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
  • Self Insert - Character
  • Jackalope (MILGRAM)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Murder
  • Character Death
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • same tags as multigram tbh
  • alex horne you can read this if you want but i'm not sure why you would
  • also im not sure how prominent the ship will be yet not gonna lie
  • Obsessive Behavior
  • probably ooc sorry about that

  Summary

  Prisoner 011, Alex Horne, wakes up in MILGRAM Prison for committing murder. The following are his interrogations and trial results.

  Series

  • Part 2 of MULTIGRAM

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,311

  Chapters:

  9/?

  Kudos:

  2

  Hits:

  159

• MULTIGRAM - The Multi-Fandom Prison Project by OctoSquigglez

  Fandoms: MILGRAM (Music Videos), Cunk on Earth (TV), Cunk on Britain (TV), Five Nights at Freddy's, Taylor Swift (Musician), OMORI (Video Game), Motherland (UK TV 2016), BrainPOP, The Play That Goes Wrong Series - Lewis & Sayer & Shields, The Goes Wrong Show (TV 2019), Class of '09 (Visual Novel), プロジェクトセカイ カラフルステージ！| Project SEKAI COLORFUL STAGE! (Video Game), Vocaloid  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  24 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Philomena Cunk
  • Vanessa A. | Ness
  • Evermore - Character
  • Sunny (OMORI)
  • Liz (Motherland UK TV)
  • Tim (BrainPOP)
  • Robert Grove
  • Nicole (Class of '09)
  • Asahina Mafuyu
  • MAYU (Vocaloid)
  • Vanny | Reluctant Follower | Beta-Tester
  • Self Insert - Character
  • Jackalope (MILGRAM)
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack
  • Self-Insert
  • yeah that's right im es
  • fuck you
  • How Do I Tag
  • no beta we die like william afton
  • this is a horrible fic
  • i hope you enjoy it or something idk
  • specifically my persona is es

  Summary

  put 10 different characters from 10 different places, put them in a prison, and what do you get? whatever the fuck this is i guess

  i dont know what the hell im doing

  Series

  • Part 1 of MULTIGRAM

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  11,086

  Chapters:

  29/?

  Comments:

  33

  Kudos:

  43

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,646

• do assistants dream of electric sheep? by OctoSquigglez

  Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  29 Apr 2025

  Tags

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  • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
  • Greg Davies
  • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
  • Robot/Human Relationships
  • man how do you even tag this
  • Based on a Vocaloid Song
  • multiple actually
  • Vocaloid References
  • RPF
  • First Kiss
  • Robots
  • love confession kinda ???
  • this is yaoi produced from my love of yuri i hope you guys like it
  • ngl im not too happy with how this one came out but whatever i spent wayyy too long writing this
  • Asexuality Spectrum

  Summary

  Greg, an ameteur engineer, inventor, and self-proclaimed genius, finishes work on his extensive personal project for an artificially-intelligent robot assistant.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,105

  Chapters:

  4/4

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  10

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  177