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Wallflower Toshi gets his virginity taken by fuckboy Satori and enjoys every second of it. He has no clue that he turns over Satori's worldview in the process.
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Atsumu saw a pet store on his way to the fish market.
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"How did you not know you're a masochist?" by Ohgod_pleasehelpme for rattomatto
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
13 Dec 2020
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Atsumu just wanted to get a tattoo.
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“How does sex between men work?”
It was only logical that Yamaguchi had the shock of his life when innocent Tsukki blurted out a question like that.
“What the fuck, Tsukki?”
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This is just HisoIllu fluff that got inspired by a picture on pinterest. I just saw Illumi, snuggled into Hisoka's chest and looking up blearily, and my heart went "this. Exactly this." I hope you enjoy the "story". :)
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In which Kakashi and Obito survive the Kyuubi attack, get exiled from Konoha, learn how to survive, and still manage to become legends along the way.
(The bratty genin are unexpected, though.)
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- Part 1 of komorebi
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25 Dec 2025
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Fugaku lost it.
“GODAIME HOKAGE SENT US THIS WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE?!” He snarled, spittle flying in rage.
He was absolutely furious, his clansmen were dying. And Godaime Hokage had sent a fucking genin.
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- Part 3 of meinhof bias
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08 Dec 2025
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“It’s fine. I have a place to stay.”
“Uuhhh what do you mean you already have a place to stay?” Shikamaru stared at the kage utterly confused, hands in his pocket unsure what to make of this situation.
Gaara didn’t answer and instead turned his head back to look at whatever he'd been watching again. Shikamaru sighed and after a moment walked over, eyes following Gaara’s gaze past his shoulder only to stop short, suddenly caught off guard.
Is that… Naruto?Series
- Part 2 of meinhof bias
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08 Dec 2025
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“I haven’t seen Naruto in a while.” Ino said suddenly, startling Shikamaru from his thoughts.
In front of them Choji and Sakura paused mid fight, Choji's fist frozen where he’d reared back to punch.
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- Part 1 of meinhof bias
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08 Dec 2025
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When a simple C-rank mission turns into a straight-up nightmare, the members of Team Seven narrowly escape with their lives. They end up stuck in the middle of nowhere, each of them injured and forced to rely on one another for help.
They’ve only been a team for a couple of weeks, still distant from one another, still trying hard to prove themselves. But when they’re all hurt and struggling desperately to survive, they have no choice but to lower their walls.
Stranded far away from the village, Team Seven fights to get back home safely – but with help impossibly far away, with their food supplies shrinking and with their injuries slowing them down, their journey becomes more difficult with every step.
In the wake of their struggle, though, their bonds grow steadily stronger.
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01 Dec 2025