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LESTAPPEN HOGWARTS AU; 1978.
Charles is Gryffindor's captain and he's obsessed. With Quidditch - which, fine, fair - but also with Slytherin's captain, Max Verstappen. He just hasn't quite figured out yet how far that obsession goes. Spoiler n.1: it's far. Like, dangerously far.
Carlos is Gryffindor's Chaser and Charles' best friend. He's also - plot twist - Max's brother. Yeah. I promise it makes sense.
Carlos hates Max and, of course, Charles hates him too, 'cause that's what best friends are for.
Max, meanwhile, can’t stand either of them. Not only because they’re spoiled, reckless Gryffindors who somehow get cheered for their constant pranks, but also because he just genuinely hates people. To be fair, Max has reasons: there’s a war raging outside Hogwarts’ walls, and he seems to be the only one already paying the price for it, while everyone else gets to stay wrapped in blissful ignorance.
Spoiler n.2: That's gonna change soon.Shoutout to Pierre Gasly, the only Gryffindor mature enough to keep Charles and Carlos from self-destructing, and to a whole cast of chaotic cameos coming your way as this mess of a story unfolds.
P.s. Jegulus inspired!
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The Love of a Killer by lagoonlover18
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
12 Jul 2025
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It has been 3 years since Detective Grian caught and apprehended the ‘Goodtimes Killer’, almost dying in the process. When the serial killer escapes prison, Grian is once again thrown back into a game of cat and mouse to catch him. Only this time, the killer has a new obsession with the detective that may prove detrimental to the case and his life.
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In order to catch a mediocre serial killer, Will must pose as Hannibal's date for a series of pretentious social events.
Hannibal is dramatic and jealous as ever, and Will is having a great time without the encephalitis. Of course, it's a love story.
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beginner’s guide on how to (not) woo cupid by rainesque for cherotonin
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Oct 2021
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“What it means,” Hu Tao hummed, “is that if you don’t make a move soon, some other guy — or girl! — is going to pluck him up right in front of your eyes.”
Oh. Xiao’s heart dropped down to his stomach.
She was right. The first time he’d asked Venti how he was so knowledgeable in matters of the heart, the boy had not-so-subtly hinted at having a significant amount of experience in said matters. He didn’t even want to think about the times he’d heard about someone fancying his best friend, let alone the multiple instances where someone had asked Venti out right in front of him.
He had to do something. And fast.
Or, five times Xiao watches his school’s resident Cupid help others find love, and one time he manages to catch Cupid himself.
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Kyle Broflovski was the most beautiful man Stan had ever seen, and he makes sure Kyle knows.
(Stan tries comforting Kyle after being ranked ugliest in class, but it doesn’t quite go as expected.)