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Life Round Here by Ortolan for theoneandonlyfishboy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
09 Mar 2018
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Peter grows a goatee, everyone hates it (except for him).
This is honestly pure trash that i pulled outta the swamp i call my brain. forgive me.
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- Part 1 of shenanigans with peter
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shenanigans with peter by Ortolan
Fandom: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
09 Mar 2018
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As a bestselling romance author, Kim Seokjin has a certain reputation, but when a dongsaeng turns back up in his life as a fully developed alpha, the truth comes out: his imagination is greater than his experience, and for the first time ever, he might be interested in experiencing some of the things he usually only writes about.
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04 Nov 2025
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"I’m in love, Mattie.”
“You’re at war."
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Alfred has been in love with Ivan since the very beginning.
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03 Nov 2025
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Alfred needs money. He works in an obscure Russian restaurant, lives in a shitty apartment with his ex, and rent is on the rise. He thinks he’s found the perfect gig—Until his side job draws the attention of some of Manhattan’s less savory characters. He grows close to one, a mob boss referred to as the “Old Bear.” Ivan Braginsky may offer protection, and even a way to make quick cash. Then again, he could also prove the least savory of them all.
"Drawing Dead is when a player has absolutely no chance to win a hand, no matter what card is dealt next."
Human Mafia AU; Rusame focus, with references to past USUK.- Language:
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02 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Ortolan
30 Oct 2025
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“Okay, don’t panic.” Alfred says, mostly for himself. “Do not panic.” He repeats again.
“Don’t panic?” Matthew says after him, eyes widening. His own voice is now far too un-Canadian for his liking. “Don’t fucking panic?”
[AKA: It all started with a spilled bottle of wine. Alfred and Matthew have swapped bodies, and Alfred finds it harder and harder to keep his secrets, well, secret.]
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- Part 1 of Waterloo
Bookmarked by Ortolan
30 Oct 2025

