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While searching for the crystal, you discover a voice coming from the vents.
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17 Jun 2025
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[DISCONTINUED] Electrocuted. | Scaramouche x M!Reader by a_zephyr
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 May 2022
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You had always lived a pretty well - average life. Being an errand boy for the Fatui members isn't entirely great but it's rewarding... in some ways. But when the first Harbinger, Pierro, recruits you as a new Harbinger, you can't help but develop a liking towards the ill-tempered Scaramouche.
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SPOILERS FOR THE INAZUMA ARCHON QUEST AHEAD.Can be read from a GN perspective if ignoring the he/him pronouns.
i totally wasn't going to name this 'i'm just a delusion' haha- my humour is so great
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08 Jun 2022
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21 May 2022
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scaramouche reads books about romance and love, but all of them are a hollow mockery compared to what he actually feels for you.
[alternatively titled : 5 pages of scaramouche vs the human condition.]
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the disasters of a cheek kiss by lawrence (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Feb 2022
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Scaramouche stares at your hands in his and thinks about how pretty they look together; how they fit.
He’s definitely not listening to a single word you’re saying.
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20 Feb 2022
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you've only seen the boy who lives in the apartment one over from yours a few times, but you knew the look of someone who wanted to seem intimidating when you saw one. so, why was his music taste so adorable?
alternatively, xiao thinks that the apartment walls are a lot thicker than they actually are and accidentally exposes the fact that he's not nearly as angsty as he wants everyone to believe.
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01 Feb 2022
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“You... You are aware that an oath is almost the same as a contract, correct?” he asks, and you nod, smiling. “Then you are also aware that breaking an oath leads to consequences?”
“Of course! Would I be doing it right now with you if I didn't know of its repercussions?”
Xiao grunts and you titter. “I am only making sure you know what you are getting yourself into.”
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01 Feb 2022
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Someone call hu tao cuz I'm dying over this im in love
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"Ugh--!"
The audible grunt in reaction to falling off the large wooden obstacle wall came long before the inevitable thud of hitting the ground did. It had to have been the fourth time you weren't able to clear it.
This training course was rough. But if there was one thing more embarrassing than your blatant under qualification for a regimen this high it had to be the raging crush on the dog-eared general who was hosting it.
Perhaps if your lovestruck brain had read the sign-up sheet properly and looked a couple of lines further than "Hosted by general Gorou", you wouldn't have gotten yourself in this situation.
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OR: Having a crush on General Gorou, you decide to sign up for one of the training sessions he is hosting, without properly being prepared for the training part. One accident later, and at least you two have some time to talk by yourselves.Bookmarked by Patchyman
17 Oct 2021
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"Thunder beckons, heavy
The birds do not heed its call
When yaksha lies in wait."
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Xiao watched over Liyue Harbour silently, a storm coming in and the night far too peaceful. But with The Crux temporarily docked, just who will he meet?- Language:
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06 Sep 2021
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Xiao has never wanted to be with anyone before. He was too dangerous to be with anyone, not to mention a mortal.
So why couldn’t he stop thinking about you?
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- Part 1 of Eternity With You
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19 Aug 2021
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02 Aug 2021
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on edge - albedo by aratakism (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 May 2021
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Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t want people to know what happened that night.
“Oh, did the poor baby not get to cum? How sad,” you mocked as you stood up.
Albedo looked at you with glassy eyes, his begging whimpers of “no- no no no, please come back, ‘need it so bad-” filling your brain and your stomach swooping at the thought of you making him cum over and over again from your skilled tongue and fingers, his whines being the only thing that echoes throughout the room.
“Hmm,” you hummed, leaning over to where the blond was standing, and gripped his chin and pulled him up to you.
“Don’t touch yourself. I’ll know if you do.”
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20 Jul 2021
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16 Jul 2021
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15 Jul 2021
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you destroy albedo before he destroys mondstadt by dykeakeshu
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Jun 2021
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09 Jun 2021
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When Zhongli made the decision to retire from his duty as Rex Lapis, he had expected to live out the rest of his days in quiet bliss. However, one certain Adeptus who had always had sharper eyes than the others quickly caught on to his secret identity.
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Zhongli punishing Childe and Xiao for ruining his retirement.
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- Part 4 of Kura's Chili and Zhongchi Lewd Harbor
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21 Apr 2021
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After years of being apart, [M/N] and Ajax finally married the second Ajax stepped off the boat. Liyue, a place of love and mystery. Especially, with [M/N], the best designer of Liyue, having his own clothing line and his name known around the nations. He receives all different orders, every one different and unique. He is all business, even taking some orders from the Fatui.
Though, he wanted a simple life, until Ajax came back into his life. Some days are good and some are just...werid.Series
- Part 1 of Love me till it hurts
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20 Apr 2021
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PLEASE READ TAGS BEFORE PROCEEDING. CONTINUE READING AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Reader finds themselves wound up in an argument between the deadly Fatui Harbingers, Tartaglia and Scaramouche.
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Chapter 1: Introduction (Gender-neutral) ✔
Chapter 2: Female reader route ✔
Chapter 3: Male reader route ✔
Chapter 4: Gender-neutral route ✔✧ ･ ﾟ : * ✧ ･ ﾟ : *
Each route will have a different (or combination of) series of events 😩✨💦
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- Part 3 of Simp for Scaramouche
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17 Apr 2021
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HoH!Xiao x m!reader in a flower shop/tattoo shop au!
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17 Apr 2021