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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    A collection of scenes from the crows’ time at the Geldrenner Hotel.

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    11 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    Pekka Rollins kept all his most precious secrets at the country house in Appelbroek.

    Two sons. One of his own to cherish. One of a mercher to torment.

    His two most valuable indentures, molded by his hand into dangerous weapons… the Wraith and the Bastard, all the easier to manipulate because of their attachment to each other.

    A Ravkan cook and an Fjerdan groundskeeper, who stumbled into Ketterdam clutching each other and into jobs too good to be true.

    (There was also a Zemini serving boy, although, truthfully, that one was an accident… good staff are just so hard to come by.)

    If Pekka had only one, or two, or four under his claw, he might have lived on merrily. But all six, living and griping and bleeding and bonding together in one country estate?

    Six might be a bit of a problem for Pekka Rollins.

    We’ve got found family. We’ve got very dark angst. We’ve got a tangle of power dynamics. We’ve got a touch of Downton Abbey, probably.

    Welcome to the universe three beats over, where all of the Crows are under Pekka Rollins’ thumb and none of them intend to keep it that way. Two parts show canon, one part book canon, and 100% my own weird brain. Enjoy.

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    08 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Go away,” Natalie whispers, a quiet, wobbly thing. Her brother frowns.
    “I just want to help.”
    She shrugs his hand off her shoulder, and he holds it to his chest like it burns. “You’re not real.”
    “But I’m here, aren’t I?” He says. And Natalie hesitates because he’s right. He’s right here, isn’t he?
    He’s right here.

    OR; the plot of Next to Normal, only it's Natalie's point of view and she has a brother...well, almost

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    19 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 74

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    Inej stared at her younger self in the mirror, unsure of what else to do.

    Was she still dreaming? Was she hallucinating? It all felt so real.

    She set the mirror down on the table and picked the carved icon back up. Sankta Marya of the Rock. Patron saint of those far from home.

    Had Sankta Marya and the other Saints sent her back in time?

    Was that within their abilities? Why would they send her back?

     

     

    Or: The Crows wake up in various points their past with all of their memories.

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    16 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    “You don’t remember what?” Mumbo asks urgently. “Scar?”

    Scar’s rabbiting breaths resume, his eyes fixed on Mumbo’s. It’s Mumbo’s fault; he’s scaring him. He lets go of Scar’s arms and steps back, still waiting for an answer.

    “I don’t know,” is all Scar can say, speaking the words like they’re some unimaginable horror. “Mumbo, I don’t— I don’t know.”

    Or: A "nobody remembers the life series except the winners" au, focusing on Hermitcraft after Third Life. Grian, being Grian, tells no one.

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    10 Jan 2026