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    A string of unprecedented attacks lead Hermione Granger to the vast library of a long-deserted manor, seeking explanations.

    Instead, she finds watchful eyes in the creeping shadows, crimson-coated dreams, and an appetite just as ravenous as her own.

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    In her grief after Rhys sacrifices himself to restore the Cauldron, Feyre accidentally sends herself back in time. Back in her human body, in her early days in the Spring Court, Feyre must be careful how she alters the timeline as she tries to save Rhys and Prythian from Under the Mountain.
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    “There is much that has changed already. You are no longer a fae with a human heart, but a human with a fae heart. You do not love the High Lord of Spring, but the Lord of Night. Be careful how you tread, Cursebreaker, for all your new choices will have consequences."

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    21 Mar 2025

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    When Bill and Fleur's wedding is interrupted by Death Eaters, a botched apparition attempt leaves Bill Weasley and Hermione Granger stranded in the middle of an unknown wilderness.

    Wandless and forced to work together, the revelation of a Horcrux upends their plans to return to the Order. Instead they must venture further into the mountains in search of a legend on their quest to destroy the Horcrux, fighting Death Eaters, the cold, and their growing attraction for one another at every turn.

    Perfect for fans of The Watergaw by smokybaltic!

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    13 Feb 2025

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    “In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.

    When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.

    Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.

    (With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)

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    29 Jan 2025

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    Smaranda, paladin of the Sun God Pholtus, falls into the clutches of a monster with no concept of consent!

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    I wrote this twenty years ago, in 2004, based on an actual episode in our D&D game where my character fell into a gelatinous cube and everyone made lewd comments about it.

    Offered, unedited, as a cultural artifact. :)

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    20 Dec 2024