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When Diego and Lila show up three hours after they disappeared, with two extra years and a whole lot more mileage on the clock, Five might have some 'splainin to do.
(TUA s4 ending rewrite.)
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At work, Javier Macarro is the definition of professional. The Ruska Roma know he's trustworthy, a safe pair of hands, and anyone who works under the Table knows that he's a good man (by their definition). But on a night off, his friends know that he's a little bit of a player, too. He likes to cut loose, have a few drinks, find a girl he digs...
But it's just a good time, some meaningless fun - nothing important, nothing life-changing.
...Right?
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Diego gets into a shouting match with Stan's guardian within thirty seconds of meeting her.
It isn't entirely unprecedented, of course—parents are some of his least favorite people. But usually there's more warning, some building of resentment and/or irrational, pigheaded opinions about how he ought to be educating their children in the fine art of gym class, before they truly get down to it. So he kind of thinks he isn't the only one to blame, this time.
Of course, Allison doesn't agree with this kind of rationalization. When word gets back to her (he's blaming Luther, that snitch), he's called to the principal’s office, read the familiar riot act, and told that he needs to apologize. Yes, Diego, in person. No, he can't send a note home with Stan. Yes, as soon as possible.
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Okay, so maybe there's an argument for taking a little longer to plan this one, but sue him if he's spontaneous. He's not seen Lila in weeks, and they're both getting a little desperate—he knows from the phone calls every night—so when he found he could get an earlier flight back, he jumped at the chance. He stopped at his place to drop off his bags, and then was hit by sudden inspiration: she'd been talking about what she wanted to do to him, and what she wanted him to do to her, as soon as humanly possible when he got back. So what if he showed up on her doorstep all ready to go? That'd be sexy as fuck, right?
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"Well I don't know, Lila, one of us decided to take a step back from this family and it wasn't—!" He cuts himself off.
There's an angry, awkward silence.
"Goodnight, Diego."
"Lila, I—"
The dial tone answers him.
Please come home.
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A Practical Guide to Spying on Diego Hargreeves (and Not Making a Bloody Mess of It) by Melivian
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
10 Jan 2021
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"1. Find out the woman your mark wants you to be, and then do your best impression of her."
Lila's rules on how to best manipulate Diego Hargreeves for the sake of her mission. She's pretty sure she's the one doing the manipulating.
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Bookmarked by PepperF
07 Oct 2024
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Diego likes her well enough. More than likes - he tells her he loves her, like, a disgusting amount. In public and everything.
She’d hate it if she didn’t love him too.
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- Part 1 of how to tame lions
Bookmarked by PepperF
07 Oct 2024
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Transfer at the Ampersand (anything is possible) by Shadowscast
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
12 Jan 2025
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Lila hesitates an extra half second in the subway, and things go very differently.
Dave was just trying to pick up dinner ingredients on the way home from work. He had ground hamburger meat, onions and a jar of pickles in his basket and was headed to the bakery section for a bag of buns, when he turned a corner and nearly ran into the second-to-last person in the world that he would ever want to see.
Adrenaline spiking, he stepped smoothly backwards into the previous aisle, set his basket down on the floor, and left the grocery store immediately. He could get take-out tonight.
What the hell was Klaus Hargreeves doing here?!
(Hey everybody! We have an interdimensional subway now! A happy ending for Dave and Klaus is back on the table!)
Bookmarked by PepperF
10 Sep 2024
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Fedora release 10 (Cambridge)
Kernel 2.6.27.12-170 on an i686
login:Klaus stares. Then he swallows. Then he starts typing.
login as: root
root@modecker’s password:
Linux modecker 2.6.27.12-170-generic #1 SMP Fri Dec 24 04:45:36 UTC 2019 i686Fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fucking fuck. If he gets caught… fuck it. Never mind. Focus. Shit. Fuck.
Klaus feels…
… kinda high.
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Part of a series that is more or less a love letter to the internet.
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- Part 4 of Bare Metal Fan
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April 1st, 2019. The universe resets. The Sparrows wake up around the world, in the lives they would have led had they never been adopted by Reginald Hargreeves. They remember nothing of their past lives, but are haunted by dreams of who they used to be.
April 1st, 2019. Sloane Hargreeves wakes up beside a husband that isn't hers. She remembers everything.
Bookmarked by PepperF
10 Sep 2022