PipexVauseman
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the whole thing started with some alcohol by PipexVauseman
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
02 Mar 2022
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the one where Emma accidentally knocks Regina up
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I remember it all too well
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The fic no one asked for, and the one I chose to write instead of finishing any of my in progress works because Sweet Home Alabama was on TV and all I could think was how perfect a story it would be for Swan Queen.
Alternate universe, no familial ties, some OOC.
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Inspired by the 2005 movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith. No magic, no familial ties. Major rom-com action movie feels.
AU: John and Jane Smith are a normal married couple, living a normal life in a normal suburb, working normal jobs...well, if you can call secretly being assassins "normal". Neither Jane nor John knows about their spouse's secret, until they are surprised to find each other as targets.
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FBI Special Agent Regina Mills is a very skilled and effective investigator in New York City, but is despised by her fellow agents for her arrogance and condescending attitude. In Boston, she is forced to work with Detective Emma Swan, a skilled but foulmouthed and rebellious police officer with the Boston Police Department. (Based on the 2013 movie The Heat)
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do you think time's gonna leave me at the foot of your door? by spoiltcreature
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
04 Oct 2025
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Her feelings for Emma are objects she toys with, the noncommittal battings of a cat’s paw against a felt mouse. She kicks at it, lodges it in unreachable places, pushes it into corners of the house until she forgets about it. Weeks pass. She rediscovers it by accident like a lost friend, decides, for the first time, to put it in her mouth. To know how it tastes, how it feels. She begins to take it to bed with her, to protect it, to carry it around with her.
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05 Oct 2025
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Through the Wet Woods (or: will the real emma swan please stand up?) by coalitiongirl for EvilRegal_gis
Fandoms: Once Upon a Time (TV)
20 Sep 2018
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Post-series. Shortly after the finale, Emma Swan disappeared. The Good Queen Regina has been searching for her for a long time, enough that there are legends of the Good Queen's lost savior. When word comes to them about a woman who claims to be Emma, Regina and her family begin the long journey to meet this mysterious woman who might be theirs.
In the woods of an Infinite Forest, a woman named Emma is haunted by impossible memories. She survives as a thief, stealing from lost travelers. She doesn't know the crest on the carriage of the Good Queen, and she doesn't think twice about sneaking off with the queen's horses until she's being dragged along on their journey as a guide.
Emma might be closer than the Good Queen suspects.
(Written for Swan Queen Week day 5: 98% sure we're soulmates, but she'll never notice me.)
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04 Jul 2024
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Season Two. Regina develops a magical disease of unrequited love. There's no cure, short of Emma loving her back.
And there's no chance that Emma will ever love her back.
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19 Jun 2024
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Just days after Emma announces her engagement, Regina is found in her vault without any memory of the past five seasons. The newly returned Mayor Mills is caustic, scheming, unnerved by her own future, and loves only Henry– and she might see more clearly than anyone around her.
Then again, that might not be for the best.
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Bookmarked by PipexVauseman
13 Jun 2024
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"From the other side of the reception station, a nurse who has apparently been eavesdropping pipes up. “Well, she is engaged, though.”
“Auntie Zelena isn’t engaged.”
The nurse blinks. “Yes, she is.” She points, suddenly, over at Emma. “Her fiancé is right over there.” "
Emma Swan saves a woman's life, is wrongly identified as her fiancé, accidentally falls in love with her sister, and finds herself a home.
A 'While You Were Sleeping' AU that messes pretty heavily with the movie. Because who doesn't love a late nineties rom com au?
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18 Mar 2024