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    When Spider-Man’s best friend Johnny Storm asks him for help in tactfully declining a marriage proposal from the King of Atlantis, Namor the Sub-Mariner, the only solution is for him to volunteer Daily Bugle photographer Peter Parker to pretend to be dating Johnny at the Engagement Banquet in Atlantis. Sure, it’s technically lying to his best friend about who Peter Parker is, but the important thing is that Johnny won’t have to marry Namor, and if Peter gets some photographs of Atlantis to sell, what’s the harm? Peter thought the most difficult thing about this scenario was going to be making sure Johnny didn’t figure out Peter is actually Spider-Man. Having to pretend he wasn’t actually falling in love with his best friend never crossed his mind.

    Featuring fake relationships, forced (almost) marriages, identity porn, traditional Atlantean clothing, and amorous cephalopods.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    The Human Torch thinks Spider-Man is amazing. Spectacular, even. Sensational! The best superhero ever. (Even if he’s a bit of a jerk.)

    Spider-Man thinks the Human Torch is annoying and stupid and needs to leave him alone.

    Peter Parker thinks Johnny Storm is the prettiest boy he’s ever seen. More than that, Johnny is the reason why he didn’t quit being a superhero. The problem? He may have made a terrible first (and second... and third...) impression.

    Johnny Storm thinks Peter Parker is annoying and stupid and needs to leave him alone.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    "I fell in a snow pile." He muttered and resisted the urge to shift uncomfortably.

    "And laid in it?"

    "Shut up, Johnny."

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    30 Oct 2025

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    Okay, so here's the lowdown: he's naked, he doesn't know his own name, there's a Spider-man suit in the hotel room bathtub and his equally naked buddy can set himself on fire. Yelp.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Johnny Storm's in love. With Spider-man. Except no one seems to even believe Johnny when he tells them. Everyone thinks he's totally joking. What a buzzkill. Even his bff doesn't react supportively, which is rude, disrespectful, and completely awkward when Johnny walks into a time anomaly and wakes up in the future married not to his beloved Spider-man, but to Peter Parker.

    Huh, no wonder Parker reacted so badly to the news.

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    27 Oct 2025