Pomidoriya



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    Nothing says friendship like insisting everyone leave you alone so you can focus on fixing the second-floor lavatory.

    (Or: How one Slytherin stumbled into saving the wizarding world and somehow got the Black brothers to have a civil conversation.)

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    17 Jan 2026

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    The afterlife isn’t so bad, Izuko thinks. She’s been reborn with a silver spoon in her mouth and awesome chakra powers. The only problem is the large scary man who’s always looming by her crib.

    Or, before he died, Izuna told Madara about the daughter he sired on a mission.

    (SIOC featuring whipped dad Madara and his niece-turned-daughter)

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    27 Nov 2025

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    “So!” Gojo clapped once, loud and sudden, “I was thinking… Let’s skip the awkward part, skip the small talk, skip the entire three-act structure—y’know, save time.”

    He tilted his head, smile blooming wide and unfair—

    And then, with the same reckless momentum of someone jumping off a cliff:
    “Marry me, yeah?”

    ⊹₊‧.☾𖤓☽.‧₊⊹

    In which Gojo Satoru walks onto a cursed site with a movie projector, a cursed seal, and a chance to star in his favorite anime, so—naturally, he touches the cursed object.

    Now he’s trapped inside Naruto: The Last.

    Yes. The movie. The one with the moon cult. The doomed confession scene. The emotional damage.

    Whatever. He’s done weirder missions.

    All he has to do to escape?
    Survive the plot. Play the role. Kiss the girl.

    (Easy. He knows this story. He’s emotionally prepared.)
    Right?
    Right??

    On a sidenote, somewhere out there, Nanami is watching all of this happen in real time, Shoko is taking psychic damage, Ijichi is documenting everything—EVERYTHING, and Yaga wants to punt Gojo into the sun.

    (There’s also a small, lonely girl with a red scarf building sandcastles. But Gojo doesn’t know that part yet.)

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    27 Nov 2025

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    "Not again," she grumbles, reaching up and feeling short hair ruffling over an undercut. Glancing out from the … school rooftop, Sukuna verifies the worst possible outcome: she's in modern Japan. "Fuck." 

     

    A thousand years is way too long to remember a manga you read years before you died for the first time. But at least she remembers that this cotton swab bastard also dies, and that's good enough for her. Who the fuck wants to live forever anyway?

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    27 Nov 2025

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    He was born as the son of Zen'in Ougi by a woman not of the clan, gifted with an ability they had searched years for. But when he finally summons his first Shikigami there is no rejoicing, only fear.
    "It's alright, I won't let anyone hurt you again."

    *Currently editing and under revision, because some of these chapters make me want to die. (On the inside.)*

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    28 Oct 2025