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There are many strange and colorful guests who come through the Baroness, and the Doorman has seen them all. He says all are welcome, but that isn’t strictly true. Most are welcome.
He is undecided about the mangy creature muddying the rug.
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05 Mar 2026
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“What’s it like to give a blowjob?” Naruto asks.
“Pretty easy,” Sasuke says. He doesn’t want Naruto to talk about blowjobs. He shifts a little on the bed. His face feels warm.
“That’s it? Easy?”
“What, you want details?”
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- Part 1 of have your cake
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13 Jan 2026
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“Stop being a fucking idiot normie and work out properly.”
“I do. This,” He gestures vaguely at himself, “is entirely different.”
“How?” Flambae seems almost incredulous that Robert could possibly be hurt outside of his overconfidence in the gym.
“It’s always there, it just flares up every few days. I can manage it.”
Flambae puts his food down, the lightest trail of steam rising from it. “So, chronic.”
“Sure.” Robert deadpans. “Considering the shitshow that is my life, I wouldn’t put it past me.”
“And, what, you’re doing nothing about it?” Flambae presses with a glare, and Robert raises an eyebrow at his tone. Is that. . concern? Huh.
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Robert's chronic pain is flaring up more often as the weather starts getting cooler. While juggling weeks mixed with dispatching and field work, now that he's Mecha Man again, it's proving to be pretty difficult to ignore.
However, a certain flaming asshole starts taking notice. His favors start to make Robert realize something and also force the two of them to confront the history that haunts them both before whatever this is starts to become an option.
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07 Dec 2025
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out loud, to the lovers and thieves by modernmana for FatesResonance
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2024
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“You know,” Kaeya begins coyly, leaning in and lacing his arms around Diluc’s shoulders. “The door’s locked…”
“Seriously?” Diluc deadpans.
“Is that a no?” The other man inquires, a sly little smile stretching across his face. He swears he can see Diluc’s resolve falter when he leans in closer, those red eyes flitting to his lips for a split second. “C’mon, baby.”
The pet names never fail.
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11 Sep 2025
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“I’ve run out of time, Master Diluc,” Kaeya says. “Anybody born human in Khaenri’ah eventually turns into one of the monsters that we strike down every day. It’s my turn now.”
“How do we stop it then?” Diluc asks.
“Come now, Diluc,” Kaeya says. “You know what the solution to this is.”
“I certainly don’t,” Diluc snaps.
Kaeya sobers up. Takes a breath.
“You have to kill me.”
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Or: the one where Kaeya begins to turn into a Cryo Mage, and Diluc is tasked with taking care of him.
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30 Aug 2025