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    The first time seeing Crowley in four years, after becoming the Supreme Archangel of Heaven, Aziraphale is forced to witness the Metatron first torture, then triumphantly turn Crowley over to Satan, who turns up in-person to take possession of his wayward tempter. Satan has permanent plans for Crowley to make him forever Hell's. Those plans include payment for his betrayal of Hell, with Satan himself in his blackstone room - the space where Crowley has been only twice before, yet where his deepest nightmares, and longest screams reside.

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale discovers an ever increasing pit of corruption in Heaven where nothing is as it seems - Archangels are missing that no one remembers even exist, and Heaven itself has been changed without anyone seeming to notice. All to cement the Metatron's control and achieve his vision. The Metatron didn't count on Crowley upending Hell in the process of surviving, or Aziraphale Clue-ing out everything he wasn't supposed to, while trying to get his demon back..... Oh well.... Too bad for him…

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    to get one's just deserts: to receive the appropriate reward or (more usually) punishment for one's actions.

    The door to the car opened with a whine, followed by the coughing of a pathetic old man.

    Barty walked to him, the pavement as light beneath his trainers as a cloud. He was skipping. He was laughing. He was crying. He was God and the Devil and Man. He was cutting the umbilical cord as he was born.

    Abraxas Malfoy was crawling, and that was so fitting. On the side of his face where the airbag had impacted, there were small cuts like a dusting of weeping freckles. The skin looked raw and burned. The eye socket was swelling and the whites of the eye were spiderwebbed red.

    Barty had never seen anything so beautiful.

    Malfoy didn’t cry or beg for his life. He was spitting profanities, assuring Barty of his power and how Barty would suffer for this. He didn’t apologise. He didn’t repent. He didn’t revert to a quivering mass of tears and call out for his own mother.

    He didn’t believe.

    So, Barty stood above him, and he aimed the gun.

    The Order is dead. The rich must pay. The city will burn. Evan and Barty fall in love.

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  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Klaus Knows How to use guns idk man I'm tired, read if you want ig

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  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    Klaus picks up a gun.

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  5. Public Bookmark 55

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    Lots of other people have written this but I decided to try my hand at it.
    What if, when Klaus went to the VFW, someone recognized him? Maybe one of his old war buddies? This is that story

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