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On an especially bad day at Burgers Burgers Burgers, Benson quits. On his and Randy’s behalf.
Benson suggests they look for jobs together, and Randy agrees. But Benson fluctuates rapidly between incredulous disdain and nonsense rules, and Randy can’t make a decision to save his life.
Nobody said job searches were easy.
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Randy never used to get carsick before the incident.
The Other Incident.
Now he can’t sit in the passenger seat of a car without feeling like he’s going to throw up.
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Aziraphale knows what Crowley smells like, but something’s new, and Aziraphale isn’t complaining. Crowley is happy to take the chance to tempt Aziraphale with another earthly delight: chapstick.
Inspired by a scene from the movie My First Summer. Part three of a series of stories inspired by this scene, all from different fandoms.
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- Part 3 of Chapstick Kisses
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Fine Flavors by PrecariousPlease
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), My First Summer (2020)
22 Dec 2023
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Stede has a drawer full of chapsticks. When Ed asks about them, he delights in showing them off.
Ed loves the flavors Stede shows him, though that may have more to do with the man wearing the chapstick than the chapstick itself.
Inspired by a scene from the movie My First Summer. Part two of a series of stories inspired by this scene, all from different fandoms.
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- Part 2 of Chapstick Kisses
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Chapped-Stick Challenge by PrecariousPlease
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV), My First Summer (2020)
19 Dec 2023
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Nandor is excited to show off his new chapstick, and tells Guillermo to guess what flavor he’s wearing. Guillermo rises to the challenge.
Inspired by a scene from the movie My First Summer. Part one of a series of stories inspired by this scene, all from different fandoms.
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- Part 1 of Chapstick Kisses
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Chapstick Kisses by PrecariousPlease
Fandom: Good Omens (TV), My First Summer (2020), Our Flag Means Death (TV), What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
23 Dec 2023
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The listing went out to the appropriate places and an interview was held for a measly four candidates, of which three did not turn up. So, that was that.
Randy's first impression of the new boy, because he was a boy, was the memory that he was the same young man that he’d seen stabbing the end of a penknife into his thumb outside of the lonesome gas station where he filled up his car after work. He’d made brief eye contact with him and then scurried off because the smile he’d gotten in return had made the ends of his hair frizz and his stomach turn. The car he drove was old, a manual transmission, and after he’d fumbled with his keys and got the car going, he had stalled the engine twice with the thought of the tip of the knife slicing through the boy’s thumb.
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written for the tumblr anon prompt, "ranson, but their ages are reversed". Randy trains the new BBB employee, a twenty-one year old called Benson, across the first five days of the job. Wanting and needing are two very different things.
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22 Oct 2025