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Go the Fuck to Sleep--Childermass/Norrell Edition by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV), Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke
20 Sep 2015
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I put on the jsmn-confessions Tumblr that I'd love to see a fanfic version of the popular Not-Actually-A-Children's-Book Go the Fuck to Sleep. As you can tell from the title, it's about the things the parent thinks but does not say to their little darlings.
I wish I could Art but I can't (my father can, but I am certainly not showing him this, for obvious reasons). So I added sort of implied pictures in words. Anyone who wants to turn these into Actual Pictures will get So Much Love.
I may work on this to get it better later, as it's late at night.
Suffice it to say that this is Norrell getting over-tired and playing up, and Childermass just wishing he'd go the fuck to sleep.
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Apology-Fic 3, or, Honey, I Shattered the Kink-Meme by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV)
31 Aug 2015
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The last of three apology-fics I wrote outside my normal parameters, for the kink-meme.
For the prompt, "Lascelles snaps, earlier than in canon, and chastises Childermass, maybe in front of someone else." What drew me in particularly was the subversive detail in the prompt that Childermass might be "biting his own lip and rolling his eyes with pleasure, but determined not to let Lascelles notice".
Then it mysteriously turned into Spiced Dumpling (Tumblr cute ship-name for Childermass/Norrell). Because reasons[1].
[1] The reasons were probably "because I was writing it".
Will now go back to my normal habits of writing. Do tell me if these suit?
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Untitled Apology-fic 2, or, Honey, I Blew Up the Kink-Meme by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV)
31 Aug 2015
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Second of my "fics outside my normal parameters" for a kink-meme prompt.
For a prompt involving: Childermass and Lascelles compete to give Drawlight a good (masochistic) time.
It ended up a bit h/c, but that's because nearly all of the POV was Lascelles, who (my version) is entirely cold-blooded and does not care about anyone, so you get to see Childermass looking after Drawlight. In fact what I was visualising is "Drawlight is indeed loving it, but ends up over-stimulated/rather heavily used and possibly in sub-space".
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Untitled Apology-fic 1 (or, Honey, I Broke the Kink-Meme) by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV)
31 Aug 2015
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Not my normal style of thing at all.
I made a mistake on the kink-meme, and this led to Drama. So I decided the only thing I could offer (I don't art or vid) was trying to write fics for others outside my norm.
This one's for the prompt "The Gentleman, trying to seduce Arabella to come to one of his balls, decides to magically show her that her husband is being unfaithful to her in the Peninsula. This does not have the effect he expects." (Arabella as interested voyeuse)
For the rest of you pervs in Our Poor Sulky Little Dumpling's Fluff & Smut Brigade (membership about five and rising), normal service will be along as soon as possible, or see the third of my apology-fics.
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The JSMN Kink-Meme Cliche List (with love) by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell (TV)
24 Aug 2015
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I started to think this out as a drinking-game, but I can never remember what the rules are for when to sip or swig.
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Bibliophilia by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
15 Aug 2015
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The idea on the kink-meme was, Norrell has an evening in with his books and gets rather randy. When he's in an incriminating position, Childermass comes in and thinks, "Oh great, not again".
Anyone who's read the rest of my stories can see there's a problem here.
I did, however, put my own stamp on it (er, yay?. If you like the stamp I put on my stories).
The sex scene has had a full re-write since it was on the kink-meme.
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Too Much of a Good Thing (Can Be Wonderful) by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
14 Aug 2015
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The following excellent (cheesy infomercial-style) prompt was given on the kink-meme:
Have you ever been a tiny, fussy, nervous, spoiled wreck of a man who has this one really amazing servant? Have you come to rely upon that servant utterly in all your day-to-day business? Have you ever run into the problem that, despite his other very useful qualities, your very useful servant has never yet succeeded in splitting himself in twain to be able to be in two places at once? Isn’t it just beyond aggravating that your lazy servant completely fails to be of use to you in many important matters because he’s too busy doing other things you told him to do? Don’t you wish there was a solution to this all-too-common problem?Well, have I got news for you! Magic (TM) can provide all sorts of solutions to this and many other common problems with your household staff.
So here we have Mad!Scientist Norrell talking himself into something that definitely sounds like a bad idea out of a mixture of academic curiosity and practicality.
He really doesn't deserve it to go this well...
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That's the Way (Not) to Do It by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
09 Aug 2015
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The one where Lascelles is a spectacularly awful lay. This is not meant by the author to imply that the Pretty One is invariably awful in bed, but rather that sex engaged in for entirely the wrong reasons is not going to go well.
It is a kinkmeme fill for the person/s who showed an interest in Lascelles/Norrell (with jealous!Childermass in the background).
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An Impolite Interest by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
08 Aug 2015
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Kinkmeme fill for: what if a spell makes Norrell's libido goes from 0 to overheating in an instant and he makes desperate clumsy advances to everybody?
I ended up having to keep it to fantasies in general, simply because I couldn't imagine him not getting into terrible trouble if he actually pawed at everyone.
There was a consensus in the thread that "Vinculus is a filthy sod," though.
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A Helping Hand by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
06 Aug 2015
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Kinkmeme fill. OP wanted Childermass helping Norrell when he'd hurt his hands, feeding him etc. I seem to have managed to put in most of her bonus points as well (Norrell getting irritable because he's hungry, etc)
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Unnatural Acts Are Only Natural, After All by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
31 Jul 2015
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(Title is from Discworld's only reference to LGBTQ matters, where the Seamstresses' Guild vote to disallow Mr Harris (of the Blue Cat Club) but Mrs Palm argues for tolerance)
This idea started when I read neveralarch's I Reached Out My Hand and wanted to do my own story where Norrell bites. So I PM'd her and she said I could--and then I wrote a story in which Norrell doesn't bite, not even once (oops). My characterisation of him biting out of 'petty uncivilised greed' is all over it, though.
Also, even though it's filthy, it has feetnotes.
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The Daily Grind by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
21 Jul 2015
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Kinkmeme fill for the same person who wanted That Thing, in this case requiring "Childermass/Norrell clothed grinding"
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That Thing by Predatrix
Fandoms: Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell - Susanna Clarke, Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell (TV)
20 Jul 2015
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For two prompts on the kinkmeme: Childermass cleaning Norrell up after sex with his tongue; and "magical leakage during sex"