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Dating Draco Malfoy was supposed to be the fun part. And Hermione Granger finally had the dream setup: colleague turned friend turned toe-curling lover, all wrapped in one gorgeous package. She was ready for lazy Sundays, morning shags, and maybe even splitting a library card.
Then, Narcissa Malfoy found out.
Now, between staged outings and absurd Pureblood traditions, Hermione has to wonder: is surviving Narcissa's matchmaking madness worth it? Because there's love, and then there's (societal) war.
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- Part 2 of The Agenda Series
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24 Aug 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Oct 2025
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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02 Dec 2024
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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27 Aug 2024
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It's 1999, four months after the war that almost made the Wizarding World extinct. The Ministry have passed the Magical Marriages Decree 1999 to ensure the Magical Community's continuation into the next generation.
Hermione finds herself staring down at two names; the names of her future husbands. Neville Longbottom, her friend. And Draco Malfoy, her rival.
They must navigate their change in circumstances and learn how to not only live together but love one another in order to produce four children within five years.
Malfoy will hardly speak, isolating himself to his room, whilst Hermione and Neville become closer.
His jealousy overcomes him, though he can't admit it. The reason? He's a virgin.
How will they cope with the challenges they face to fulfil their law-given duty all while struggling to handle their newfound relationships?
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27 Aug 2024
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Hermione and Draco are co-workers in the Department of Magical Artifacts, friendly but not "friends". When they are assigned a case on a remote Scottish island, they find themselves sharing more than just a tiny cottage.
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A/N: I promise I have not forgotten about this one! Temporary hiatus during the summer due to The Chaos of Life™️ and Elusive Vibes™️ but I am back writing it, baby!
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27 Aug 2024