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What Fresh Twilight Bullshit Is This? by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Apr 2019
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“I am not Bella!” he insisted, shaking his fist angrily at Jackson, as if he’d been the one to suggest he was. “I am not Bella! I am, like, a Jacob, at least!”
Lydia made a noise of debate from his right and he whipped around to look at her.
“What?! What was that sound?!”
“You’re more of a Mike,” she insisted, shrugging neatly and flipping some curls over her shoulder.
“Wha—” Stiles had never been so offended in his life! “I am not! No way! I am a solid Jacob!”
“Mike,” she argued.
“Who’s Mike?” Scott asked.
“Shut up, Scott!” Stiles insisted, pointing a finger at him but still glaring at Lydia.
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16 Jun 2019
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Prince Geoff, the leader of the Faith of the Empire of the Dawn Caller has chosen two Dancers already from the regions surrounding the palace. When his journey for his final dancer takes him to the harvest region, and he chooses Ray, how will everyone's lives change? Especially with the threat of war on the horizon.
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01 Jun 2018
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It all started when grad student Edward Masen was sent to a sex shop in the name of science.
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27 Mar 2018
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Life is cruel. Derek Hale is only going to be here in Beacon Hills for a week. Sundays Fun Days is a lie. It was not fun, getting a bit of hope and having it torn away.
How much wooing can Stiles do in a week, anyway?
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It's the last week of October, and a small town baker has run into his first crush again. Fate might have other ideas. Stiles tries for romance with a little help from what Beacon Hills does best— Halloween.- Language:
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25 Dec 2017
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Gavin loses a bet and is forced to spend the work day wearing a flower crown. Everybody but Gavin finds it funny.
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After the nogitsune, Stiles is unable to sleep. To help, he has a spell cast on him that will link him with Derek.
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21 Jan 2017
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The Trouble With Reclining Your Body in a Horizontal Position by apocryphal
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Nov 2012
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Stiles doesn't lie to hurt other people. He lies to hurt himself.
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05 Dec 2016
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Derek is too big, and strong, and a werewolf. He knows perfectly well what men are and aren’t allowed to be.
Stiles would beg to differ.
In which there are pretty boys, flowers, panties, glitter, and Stiles gives a heartfelt fuck you to the concept of toxic masculinity.
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05 Dec 2016
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An AU in which Derek flees to his family's vacation home on the coast in an attempt to leave behind Beacon Hills and all its ghosts. Stiles is a bold young merman who likes to feel the sun on his scales and isn't about to give up his favorite place to sun bathe just because a brooding werewolf has moved into the long abandoned beach house. Mythical creatures abound and romance is in abundance.
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05 Dec 2016
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Five Times the Sheriff Found Derek Hale in His Son's Bedroom by suzvoy
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
24 Sep 2012
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There's a pattern Sheriff Stilinski just can't ignore.
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11 Sep 2016
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In a world where werewolves are known and discriminated against, Stiles is caught out on the worst night of the month. Good thing Agent Hale is there to save him.
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- Part 19 of Things I Write on Tumblr dot com
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08 Sep 2016
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Letting out a long sigh, Derek turns away and braces himself for the next hellish filming segment. After all, apparently he’s going to have to smile while greeting twenty-five contestants. Shit, what if they try to hug him? Or, god forbid, kiss –
He doesn’t get any further with that thought, because a limo pulls into the driveway. He braces himself for the worst. The worst, who… actually doesn’t look that horrifying.
“I’ve been dying to meet you!” she exclaims as she catches sight of him.
Then, she flings herself at him and ensnares him in a bone-crushing hug.
Scratch that – she’s completely horrifying. And Derek’s pretty sure he can hear errand boy what’s-his-face laughing in the distance.
(Or: In which Derek gets roped into being the 'eligible bachelor' on a dating show and instead falls for one of the show's interns.)
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10 Jun 2016
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That time Stiles and Scott "competed" for Allison's love on a reality TV show by otter
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
13 Nov 2013
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The thing is, Stiles has no interest whatsoever in going on a TV dating show. Deep down, in his heart of hearts -- and publicly, to anyone who is foolish enough to bring up the topic -- Stiles thinks it's kind of pathetic. Because it's all fake, for starters, like all "reality" TV is fake, but also he thinks the people who go on those shows are more interested in attention than love, so what's the point? It's like narcissistic masturbation with some television exhibitionism thrown in for good measure. And letting the entire nation -- nay, the world -- mock your lack of pick-up prowess? Noooo thank you.
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10 Jun 2016
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Derek works for the security company. He builds the doors and cameras and can speak to a machine like Stiles speaks to humans. Derek is quiet and shy, always frowning when Stiles confuses him or talks too fast to follow. He is everything Stiles isn’t, and Stiles thinks he’s in love.
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Stiles gets a massage. And then some.
Alternatively: in which Stiles' mouth gets him into trouble, again and again.
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it's all fun and games 'til somebody falls in love by sofarsoperfect
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter/Funhaus RPF
31 Mar 2016
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“Afternoon,” he greeted him and Cole replied in kind. “Can I get-”
“Strawberry shortcake, single, and a medium hazelnut?” Cole offered for him and he laughed gently. It wasn’t the first time Cole had done that, but he still acted surprised.
“I guess I’m predictable. But yes,” he answered him and Cole rung him up, $5.98 on the dot.
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18 Apr 2016
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Derek knows the moment he meets eleven year-old Stiles that he’s found his mate. Of course he doesn’t tell the boy this, because he knows that would be creepy and would probably get him arrested. So he bides his time, and befriends the boy and falls in love and waits for the day when Stiles can be a part of his life, forever.
And really, in the end, it’s all Derek’s fault.
Stiles will become a more permanent part of Derek’s life, just not in the capacity he’s been hoping for. Not in the capacity he needs.
It’s because Derek wanted his privacy. It’s because Derek lied to his family. It’s because he wasn’t paying close enough attention.
It’s about happiness and sacrifices and loving your family and doing what’s right, even when it feels like the worst decision of your life.
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31 Dec 2015
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As soon as Stiles got near enough, Derek pulled him into his arms. Stiles immediately melted into it, burying his face in Derek’s neck and let out another sob, not knowing how much he had needed the contact.
Stiles comes out to Derek.
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Would You Kindly, Daddy? by Emono
Fandoms: Rooster Teeth/Achievement Hunter RPF, BioShock
04 Nov 2015
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With all the dictators gone, Little Brothers freely roamed Rapture with their Big Daddies in tow. Beautiful boys sucking up ADAM and filling themselves with it until they were brimming, overflowing, and their Daddies were always right there to give them sweet release. Michael, Ray, even forgotten little Gavin...all so gorgeous and innocent in their own way.
All unknowingly waiting for another Ace in the Hole, a different kind of hero to complete their trio.
(Or: The Bioshock AU with super feminized young Lads that no one asked for)
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05 Nov 2015
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Gavin is minding his own business when he stumbles upon a cavern full of slimes. What are they doing in such a large group and what are they going to do with him now that he's fallen unceremoniously into their lair?
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- Part 1 of Incubate
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06 Oct 2015