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    Lan Wangji is staring at him with shockingly alert eyes.

     

    “Ah. Burger Man,” he says stoically. Wei Wuxian has a really hard time telling if the man is serious or fucking with him. But given that he has never seen the man being anything other than serious, he assumes that he’s probably drunk.

     

    “Yeah, I’m the Burger Man. And you’re Lan Wangji. Do you normally spend your Friday nights sitting on the street like this?” he asks.

     

    Lan Wangji looks around, as if he had not been aware they were on a street in the middle of the city. Had he blacked out? How much had he drunk? Was he on any drugs? There was no real way for Wei Wuxian to know.

     

    “Do not,” Lan Wangji finally responds, frowning at the pavement like it’s its fault that he’s sitting on it.

     

    Or, Wei Wuxian is slightly obsessed with the Hot Customer at work. After running into him on a night out, and consequently figuring out he has a kid, he somehow talks himself into getting to babysit said kid. So what if he starts crushing on this man who is obviously taken? Wei Wuxian has everything under control.

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    Wei Wuxian found a resentful sword deep in the bowels of a famed beast. He took it. That turned out to be fortunate since, it would seem, the sword had more than one purpose. That sword was the key to their escape from certain death trapped in the cave of the Xuanwu of Slaughter.

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    Wei Wuxian has always known his place. An unwanted omega, a burden to the Jiang name, a stain on Madam Yu’s perfect world. No matter how hard he fought, no matter how many times he proved himself stronger, smarter, better—it was never enough.

    But when she tries to sell him off like property to a Jin alpha, he does something he’s never dared before. He says no.
    And Madam Yu makes him pay for it.

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    Wei Ying is beaten and running on nothing but instinct and desperation, he has only one place left to go.
    Lan Zhan. If he can just make it to him, maybe—just maybe—he’ll finally be safe.

     

    [This story is complete at (17/17) all additional chapters will be bonus chapters that can be read as one shots that follow the main story. I recommend you read chapters 1-17 first.]

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    Lan Wangji is horny for his best friend, so uses a weirdly realistic sex toy to relieve his increasing frustration.

    But is the toy just realistic silicone? Or is it actually attached to Wei Wuxian?

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