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He grabs ahold of Kyle's throat, choking him.
"Do you want me?" Cartman asks.
Kyle nods, struggles to breathe. Cartman's fingers tighten and he frowns.
"Use your words, cunt."
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16 Apr 2026
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“Shutupcupidme.” Cartman muttered under his breath.
Kyle couldn’t quite hear what Cartman was saying. “What?” he asked.
“I said that you’re so fuckin stinky.” Cartman said, and Kyle was pretty sure he was about to blow a fuse.
“It's called pheromones idiot. That’s just what happens if you become an alpha or omega.” Kyle said, before an idea popped into his head. “Maybe you just haven’t gotten a good enough sniff.” He teased, shoving his neck in front of Cartman’s face.
“Fuck you Kyle!” Cartman immediately said, trying to push him away. Kyle had pretty much climbed onto Cartman’s lap.
“Mmfh, mmfh, mmfh mmfh.” Kenny said.
Stan scoffed. “I know, super gay.”
~~~~~~~Kyle is a newly turned omega and is profiting off of it bigtime.
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16 Apr 2026
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Kyle esta por presentarse.
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16 Apr 2026
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Eric Cartman experiences life's greatest miracle.
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15 Apr 2026
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It was often said that meeting your true mate was both a miracle and a privilege. Kyle knew firsthand that was a crock of shit.
Eric Cartman was the devil.
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15 Apr 2026

