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“Fuck, you’re so naive,” he cursed, growing increasingly more hot and bothered the more Pierrot pressed against his front. “You don’t understand how shit works, uh? You just hope one day someone will love you enough to explain to you everything you need to know about sex.”
Slimy and green tentacles began to slip out from under his shirt, slithering over Harley’s thighs and travelling up to wrap behind Pierrot’s back, who quickly found himself restrained and unable to pull away.
“Well, luckily for you,” Harlequin pulled him down to whisper into his ear, “I am right here.”Series
- Part 2 of Oh lord the clowns are fucking
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28 Feb 2026
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Pierrot hate fucks Harlequin and Jester isn't happy. Tehe.
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28 Feb 2026
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After Zanka almost dies to Jabbers hand, Jabber decides he wont let Zanka die until he's gotten a good enough beating.
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Janka slowburn with eventual wingman riyo
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14 Jan 2026
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While on the hunt for Horcruxes, a chance encounter with Death Eaters ends with Harry being sent back in time to 1942 and de-aged to five years old. The horcrux inside of him leads Headmaster Dippet to the absurd conclusion that Harry must be Tom Riddle’s son from the future. Dippet believes it is best for model student Tom to take care of Harry until they find a way to send him back to his time.
Tom is not happy with this arrangement at first.
Previously titled Learning to Love
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- Part 1 of How to Love
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05 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter and the fact his life can't get more fucked up by Awkwardaxalotl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Jun 2026
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NOT AN UPDATE - CHAPTER HOPEFULLY OUT THIS WEEKEND
Harry sees that playing the hero in his first year gets him dumped back at the dursleys with a pat on the back for literally murdering a man and decides fuck it I live like I want now. He goes to gringotts gets an inheritance test finds out he has a reluctant soulmate and that dumbledore is a prick. Shenanigans ensue. This is purely self indulgent and my first attempt at fanfic .
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03 Oct 2025