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Monologuing Musician by RoyallyJestering for arcaneInsomniac, some_glittery_guy
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 May 2024
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Eridan and Karkat don't have much in common, but they do share a couple of things. One of them is the fact that they both have an annoying older brother that they need to help get ready for a date with the other's brother. It's a lot.
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- Part 1 of Mint's Humanstuck
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The dreambubbles are eternal, ever expanding with every new dead timeline. It would eventually come to be.
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In which Kankri suffers the worst of the seer abilities and Cronus isn't an asshole somehow.
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- Part 2 of the dancestors (but better)
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In which Horuss and Rufioh break up and, out of all people, Damara is the one who goes to comfort Horuss.
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- Part 1 of the dancestors (but better)
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Jay Walker. Oh, poor Jay Walker. Losing who he thought was the love of his life and that guilt being all over his shoulders, but he wouldn’t do anything outlandish due to this, would he?
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damn was that such a tiny hiatus
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This is my take on humanstuck and the family dynamics there of. It only kind of has a narrative/plot? Its mostly just for one shots and other works of that and my style as per usual. May update this part of what the series has as a general idea of how things work if i get enough ideas.
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Basically my wishful thinking of what the dancestors and their universe could've been like had it been that hussie wasn't a bitch. Hopefully you'll enjoy it with me.
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A collection of Red Team moments. For some reason these idiots always end up in adventures worth telling about.
(Starts off with my entries for the RvB Bingo but will continue on after the event with more one-shots.)
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Dragons keep hoards. This is a fact of life. Sarge collects weapons he steals from corpse strewn battlefields like some kind of bizarre red scaled vulture. Donut sleeps on top of a gigantic pile of gorgeous jewels every night that no one knows how he managed to procure. Kai likes stealing bolts of fabrics from human merchants, so colorful that even she can tell the difference between them, silky and soft to lie on. Tex has an entire cave full of gold anything. Jewelry, cutlery, picture frames, buttons, it went on and on. Caboose collects rocks. Just plain rocks, all in a big pile that he’ll hiss at Tucker over if he so much as glances at them.
Dragons can really hoard anything. It doesn’t matter what it is, so long as they have it. Dragons need to have things, for some reason, specific things that they’ve decided that they love and will protect and keep no matter what. No one really knows why, although there are theories. The why of it doesn’t matter, doesn’t change fact. All dragons need hoards.
“Bro, where the fuck is your shit?” Kai asks, looking pointedly around his empty cave.
“Ate it,” he answers.
“You’re not supposed to eat your hoard.”
“Oops.”
Bookmarked by RoyallyJestering
19 Jan 2026
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every time i find a fic i love and didn’t bookmark i commit crime
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Prompt: for the bad things happen bingo, simmons with mouth stitched close?? baby boy doesn’t know when to shut up around felix or temple
He may die never seeing Grif again.
He may die never getting to tell Grif that…
Simmons set his shoulders straight and stopped abruptly.
Bucky ran into him, then, with a snarl, jammed his gun between Simmons’ shoulder blades. “The fuck are you doing? Keep moving.”
What would Grif do to keep Temple occupied, to draw his attention long enough to give someone the time to rescue them?
In reality, he’d do something stupid, like wander around and eat random food. But in a situation like this…
“I’d just like to say that Temple is the ugliest, dumbest, and most fucking annoying person I’ve ever met. That English accent thing he does sometimes is fucking stupid; his plans are unoriginal; his team is full of useless bozos who would’ve accomplished nothing had it not been for Loco--”
“Bullshit,” snarled Bucky.
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- Part 2 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Tight spasms of pain were threading through his skull, and he curled himself into a ball.
Shit. Shit. He couldn’t think clearly.
Okayokayokayokayokay
what caused this where is the source who did this was it the bump it was probably the bump should’ve been paying more attention now look at what you’ve done you fucking disgrace to the family why are you even still breathing--
Simmons choked on his gasps. Blood came from his mouth.
Someone tutted behind him. “So fucking predictable! I would’ve thought you’d change this supply run’s path given the fact that I, y’know, betrayed you and all, but it looks like you idiot simtroopers are still full of surprises!”
No.
No it couldn’t…
“Felix?” he said, his voice coming out in a slur.
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- Part 6 of Bad Things Happen Bingo
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Bookmarked by RoyallyJestering
11 Jan 2026
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three parts and yet they're all 10/10 absolutely wonderful no notes