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    When Anthony J. Crowley collapses in a bar and wakes up in a hospital with a blood alcohol level that defies both science and common sense, the Princeton-Plainsboro diagnostic team is baffled—and mildly terrified. Enter Dr Gregory House: genius, misanthrope, and, unbeknownst to his colleagues, a lot more knowledgeable on angelic health issues than one would suspect. As the case spirals into the absurd (even by House standards), the team races to diagnose the impossible, while House begins to suspect the real issue isn’t medical. But hey, what’s one immortal crisis between frenemies?

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    18 Aug 2025

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    Best crossover, ever.

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    Aziraphale never meant to work in fashion. He dreamed of writing, surrounded by books and silence — not couture handbags and cruel glares. But moving to another country is expensive, and landing a job as assistant at Temptations magazine is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. All he has to do is survive five months under the rule of Anthony J. Crowley: legendary editor-in-chief, razor-tongued icon of the industry… and utterly impossible to please.

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    In which Crowley and Aziraphale accidentally deliver a future messiah. And that's not to say that they hand him over.

    They deliver, deliver him.

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    19 Jul 2025

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    It’s May 1979 and the Order has just apprehended a pair of mysterious wizards who look remarkably like a Potter and a Malfoy. Naturally, James Potter and Sirius Black are called in to identify the strangely familiar strangers and determine their backgrounds and loyalties.

    (This would be a lot easier if their captives weren’t convinced everyone they talk to is dead. It would also be easier if they didn’t spend half their bloody time bickering.)

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    “Just ask them questions only they would know the answer to,” Malfoy suggests.

    “There’s not a single thing that I know about either of them from the first war that any old Death Eater couldn’t find out.”

    “How is that possible?” Malfoy huffs. “He’s your father!”

    “Am I or am I not famously an orphan?” Potter snarls.

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    Русский перевод: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49365862/chapters/124574398
    中文翻译: https://archiveofourown.org/works/49899721

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    After the Dementors attacked him and Harry, Dudley finds himself questioning the carefully built reality around him.

    It was as if a bucket of ice water had been dumped over his head and someone with a megaphone was yelling "Do you understand NOW, Dipshit?" right into his ear.

    Armed with a lifetime of memories and a house full of evidence, Dudley vows to right the wrongs done to his cousin.

    If they change the wizarding world along the way, well, that's another thing entirely.

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    20 Jun 2025