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    Kakashi is everything: an elite shinobi, the infamous Copy Ninja, local legend around Konoha...and a royal pain in Iruka's side. After suffering one mission desk altercation too many and itching to knock Kakashi's ego down a peg or two, Iruka makes it his personal mission to discover what it is that Kakashi Hatake, Man of A Thousand Jutsu, absolutely sucks at. But the more digging he tries to do, the more he seems to learn about himself in the process...and the more he learns he was wrong about the man in the mask.

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    21 Aug 2021

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    “Are you planning to keep my hair tie?” Iruka asked suddenly, a hint of amusement in his voice.

    “I’m holding it prisoner for crimes against the citizens of Konoha.”

    “What are the charges?”

    Kakashi smiled, twirling the band around his forefinger like a kunai. “Perjury and willful concealment.”

    Iruka huffed and shook his head, lips thinning in a way that made Kakashi think he was holding back a grin. “You know, if I’d realized you had such a thing for long hair, I would have started wearing mine down years ago.”

    Kakashi’s thumb caught the hair band, halting its revolution.

    “Years?”

    (Or, in which Iruka asks for a single night, and gets a whole lot more.)

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    21 Aug 2021

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    Kakashi doesn't care about people's kekkei genkai - he can't copy them with the sharingan, and in general they are just a tedious side effect to already annoying battles. He'll learn about them as much as he can for tactical advantage, but beyond that he can't care less.

    That is, until one chuunin demonstrates a bloodline limit that Kakashi can't stop thinking about. Or hearing.

    Hatake Kakashi might be a little obsessed.

    Updated once a week (probably) on a mini haitus - will return sometime very soon!!

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    20 Aug 2021

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    That night in the forest, as he saved Naruto from Mizuki, Umino Iruka unlocked a new ability within himself that would change the course of history itself… and apparently, it involves a lot of cooking on his part.

    Oh, and being a soothsayer or some shit.

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    18 Jan 2021

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    Five times the #1 headliner All Might and underground scrub Eraserhead teamed up, and one time they didn't. Unfortunately, the first time they meet, both heroes are already high on weaponized ecstasy – or Dust, as it's known on the street. Let the good times roll.

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    25 Jun 2020