SHITEATER3000
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- Doctor Who (1)
- Doctor Who & Related Fandoms (1)
- Doctor Who (2005) (1)
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Take It Like A Taker by SHITEATER3000
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms
18 Apr 2025
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Oneshots about The Doctor and The Master. This is specifically the Tenth Doctor era.
It's what's on the tin, people. Thoschei, but they're both women. I also take requests and suggestions for future chapters.
This was also posted on Wattpad. If you want to read it there, my username is assblaster67
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And Don't Think I'm Walking Out of This by MyArmsAreTooLong, thebloodymartianinyourshed
Fandoms: Life on Mars (UK), Life on Mars & Related Fandoms
11 Oct 2025
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Sam put himself between them, hands slightly raised. He couldn’t just wait by while she beat him to a pulp. The way the body from last night went out had been neither quick nor painless. Ronnie didn’t deserve that. Nobody did.
“Just let him go. I think he’s learnt his lesson already.”
Tipping her head, Bernie shrugged and let the crowbar drop. “I was only gonna tell him to stay put. This…” She felt the weight of the bar, trying it out for size. “This is for you.”
Or; a horribly beaten body turns up, Sam Tyler disappears, and Gene Hunt can't sleep
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- Part 6 of ai-less whumptober 2025
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- English
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- 23,004
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- 1/1
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23 Nov 2025
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Dance of Death by thebloodymartianinyourshed
Fandoms: Life on Mars (UK), Life on Mars & Related Fandoms
01 Oct 2025
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Antagonising two armed criminals probably wasn’t the smartest move, but clearly they needed some convincing that Sam was a no-good murderer. A bit of brazen antipathy might just work in his favour.
Or; Sam’s undercover, and in over his head
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- Part 1 of ai-less whumptober 2025
- Language:
- English
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- 4,464
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Bookmarked by SHITEATER3000
20 Nov 2025
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“Sounds to me like pneumonia. I can’t tell for sure, as we are on a boat with no proper medical equipment, but I’m quite certain.” Said John Smith. “There isn’t much I can do to help you, I’m afraid. Keep cool, drink plenty of fluids, and rest.”
Ms. Fix and Passepartout seemed dissatisfied, but nodded nonetheless.
“If anything changes negatively, come and find me. Otherwise, it should resolve on its own.” John Smith gathered his bag and went back to the door.
“Thank you,” Phileas croaked. “Very much.”
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while traveling, Phileas gets a case of pneumoniaBookmarked by SHITEATER3000
05 Nov 2025
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It Could Always Be Worse by Mogsby
Fandoms: Life on Mars (UK), Life on Mars & Related Fandoms
10 Jul 2023
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"I just need to ask- are you gay?"
Gay?
And- oh shit, he knew where this was coming from.
He forgot couples usually had sex.
He forgot Annie might want to have sex.
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Sam Tyler is asexual, always has been. He maybe forgot to mention that to Annie.
He's not sure any of them know what asexuality is.
It doesn't really help that someone overhears and it becomes the office gossip.
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30 Oct 2025
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5 Times Ellie Thought Alec Had a Secret Girlfriend, and the One Time She Found Out the Truth by YuriSuzu
Fandoms: Broadchurch
29 Jul 2025
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Alec’s been acting… different. He's softer. There's evidence piling up in Ellie's head. He has to be dating someone.
And maybe yes, she is a little jealous—not of the mystery date, but of the distance that’s opened between them. Like Hardy’s gone off and built himself a life she wasn’t invited into.
She doesn’t know what bothers her more: that he didn’t tell her, or that she never thought he’d want it.
She’s determined to get to the bottom of it.
Even if it turns out she’s been completely wrong from the start.
(A 5+1 story about misunderstandings, slow realizations, and people who are terrible at talking about their feelings.)Series
- Part 1 of broadchurch romcom
Bookmarked by SHITEATER3000
22 Oct 2025