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    Logical Thinking by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    26 Feb 2019

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    “What’s the favor you wanted?” Namjoon asks.

    “Right,” Hoseok says. “So, I drank a little bit yesterday, and I got this really good idea. And then I sobered up and the idea was still good, so… here I am.”

    “What is it?” Yoongi asks.

    Hoseok takes a deep breath, looks at Yoongi pointedly for a few seconds, “Let me suck your dick.”

     

    Translations: Russian, Spanish here and here, Portuguese, French, and Italian <3

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    31 Jul 2025

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    Play Date by

    Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS  

    09 Jul 2016

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    Yoongi can't say no to Hoseok; call it a soft spot, call it a crush, but whatever it is, it has Yoongi saying yes to his favor. Even when it involves helping Hoseok babysit his nephews.

    Basically a domestic/babysitting au where two best friends suddenly (or not so suddenly) become aware of their potential future together.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    Hard to Tie Down by for Defiance1031

    Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)  

    03 Aug 2016

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    Jason and Tim have one night set aside a month for a date night, but the morning of, Bruce calls and demands that Tim join him at one of the Wayne social events, since no one else is available. It really shouldn't surprise either of them that Jason shows up to it as the Red Hood, making a show out of 'kidnapping' Timothy Drake. Although, Tim's probably a little more into it than he should be.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    brother, interrupted by

    Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    07 Jun 2025

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    Thor and Loki Odinson were the internet’s favorite nepotism siblings: rich, hot, heir and spare to the most powerful biotech dynasty in the world.

    Then someone leaked the drawer.

    Now Thor Odinson’s rut stash is trending, Loki’s face is in every thirst edit, and TikTok thinks the Met Gala was a mating ritual.

    No one’s surviving this PR cycle. Especially not Jane.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    thorki social media/celebrity au . SO GOOD