Sage_btw
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What if parrot and spoke ordered pizzas from two different places and then the drivers started to fight before they both realize that they hate their job and quit it to become Minecraft youtubers by Sage_btw
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
27 Aug 2026
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Cut a face off someone else just to wear it the next day by Sage_btw
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
31 Jul 2026
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Everyone at school knows them as normal students. Student council presidents, top athletes, you know the drill.
Nobody knows that after the final bell rings, they return to a different life. An apartment filled with weapons, maps, plans, blacked out windows and sound-proof walls.
But the thing that nobody tells you about being an assassin is that the hardest part isn't taking a life- it's remembering you still have one of your own with the blood stains on your hands.
12 high schoolers.
12 killers.
12 reasons the government needs the PMC gone.~
updates once in a blue moon im lazy 😔😔✌️
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When you’re blue, I’m red - CHUFIES by Noob_aO3
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
03 Sep 2026
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Wifies is straight. He’s had a girlfriend before.
But his best friend won’t leave his mind. And said best friend is terrible at keeping things platonic.
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Author is self projecting their situationship onto Chufies because they can
Bookmarked by Sage_btw
25 Sep 2026
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and I don't even like you that much (wait, I do, fuck) by moeshambogames
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
05 Sep 2026
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Derapchu may have been all kinds of perverted, but apparently a kiss was enough to turn him completely brain-dead.
“Have you really never kissed someone?” Wifies asked, going off of Derapchu’s seemingly lack of experience and flustered face.
“Well, not under these conditions! You know you can’t just go around kissing people like that…” Derapchu scoffed.
of shared snacks, kisses, and cluelessness.
or: derapchu and wifies are two clueless idiots with a lack of common sense when it comes to relationships and anything in that realm.
Bookmarked by Sage_btw
15 Sep 2026