SaltySaph
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Link's found out how dangerous it is to go alone.
He was TOLD to go through the temples, then face Ganondorf. Link has never been good at following directions, and he has questions.
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Chapters with sexytime will be marked [S], from lonely handjobs to laying down the pipe.
Chapters with [W] are Warnings- shit goes down in ways that warrent extra tags.
This Act is complete and new chapters will be added on Mondays.
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- Part 1 of Navigator
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Of Threes and Miracles by ensrensage, ro_blaze, SaltySaph, StudioRat
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
21 Jun 2026
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Or: So You Read a StudioRat Fic and You Have Questions
In no particular order, non-exhaustive, but the first chapter might be an outline, and the chapter titles are going to (attempt) to be self-explanatory
Rated T because we might be getting into discussions of grown-up topics in an academic sort of tone.
Updates will be irregular, things will sometimes appear out of order (though I have developed a chapter system), basically you've opened my desk drawer looking for answers and this metafic is the papers that fell on the floor in the process. Contributions from other folks who have found my work helpful will be added when they blossom into existence.
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Beauty by SaltySaph, Tilea
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
16 Jan 2026
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A century after the defeat of the Demon King, the first male is born to the gerudo in recorded history. Fearing the worst but unwilling to slay a newborn, the gerudo dedicate the babe to the nearby Sheikan monastery, where he is raised in the ways of peace, mmindfulness, and discipline.
Twenty-five years later, Ganondorf finds himself frequently visited by visions of a domestic life lived with a gorgeous hylian man, and despite his extensive training, is unable to banish the tempting not-dreams. With the blessings of his sheikah elders, he sets off on a pilgrimage of discovery, searching for the source of these visions and the mysterious blue-eyed beauty that looks upon him as no one else does: with love.
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Surrendered to You as a Prize by SaltySaph for achanceofreign
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
12 Jan 2025
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In exchange for not conquering the entirety of Hyrule, Gan makes a deal. When the king offers Link a stupid gamble for his chance at freedom, Link agrees.
For a Chance of Reign, with great love.
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As they near the border between Hyrule and the lands of the gerudo, Ganondorf presents Link an ultimatum: Reveal his reason for running, or their journey together ends before the crossing. Link's answer is nigh unbelievable, but Ganondorf is beyond intrigued.
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- Part 2 of Passenger
Recent series
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Automatic bookmarklet to transform all Y/N in a fanfic to a word/name of your choosing.
it works on mobile too.
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- Part 1 of Scripts for Ao3
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Arteria di Miasma by Vaizo
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom
30 Oct 2025
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As much as Link enjoys farming, his passion to create both delicious and exemplary dishes pushes him to quit his job as a farmhand and move. Little does he know, the path he wishes to walk is much more difficult than any number of bales hoisted or goats herded.
Ganondorf is the chef of a 3-star michelin restaurant in Castle City, and despite the throngs of hopeful cooks of all experience levels throwing themselves his way in hopes of apprenticeship, none have met his standards so far.
Bookmarked by SaltySaph
30 Mar 2025
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Cock Like A Yam... by orphan_account
Fandoms: Shrek (Movies), The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
13 Oct 2016
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"...except 2 feet long and veiny and not a fucking potato."
Shrek x Ganondorf. I don't know what I was thinking. Cowritten with one of my best buddies. -
The Start and the End. by hot_flippin_mess (orphan_account) for KifaTheJabberwork
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda & Related Fandoms
14 Nov 2023
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The dance through time of Ganondorf and the Fierce Deity.
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- Part 1 of Their Forbidden Story
Bookmarked by SaltySaph
24 Nov 2023
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The return of the Calamity has been foretold. And while the peoples of Hyrule are united in their preparations to oppose it, there are some who believe the current king of the Gerudo would best be kept under watchful eyes, if for no other reason than his name.
Fearing for his people’s wellbeing if he doesn’t comply, and all too familiar with the legends of his ancient predecessors, Ganon willingly places himself in Hylian protective custody until the threat of the Calamity has passed. He’s resigned to a lonely, unpleasant stay at Hyrule Castle, until he meets the Hylian royal guard assigned to protect him.
Sir Link surpasses his every expectation from day one, fiercely loyal and courageous to a fault, uncaring of the suspicions that surround Ganon—not to mention incredibly charming. But as they grow closer, Ganon can’t help but wonder if their fates will tear them apart again before this is all over.
“You should see royal guard training.”
Link gives him a cheeky grin that takes his already pretty face and makes it downright stunning, bruises and all. Ganon finds himself smiling back, even while he wonders what on earth the Hylians put their finest knights through.
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- Part 1 of no matter what
- Language:
- English
- Words:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by SaltySaph
30 Jul 2022
Bookmarker's Notes
This warm, self-aware fic is just what the doctor ordered.