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    Harrow kept her eyes on the horizon. "Do I disappoint you, honored wife?"

    Gideon was starting to think that 'honored wife' was a placeholder for 'fucking asshole' or something similar. "Not at all. I think more girls should aspire to be gremlins when they grow up."

    [God has been absent for centuries and BoE conquers the Houses. To solidify their claim, they have the daughter of Commander Wake marry one of the House officials.]

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    03 Jun 2025

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    Harrow wants Gideon to pass organic chemistry but Gideon refuses to study. Gideon wants to make out with every gay girl on their floor but Harrow is clearly not interested in her. Can they come to an agreement that works for both of them?

    Or: Harrow and Gideon make a deal that if Gideon comes to study group Harrow will make out with her. Nothing goes wrong and no emotions get involved.

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    02 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    Gideon has a pretty sweet job with the sanitation department. She's even got a pension plan! When she and her shittiest coworker get called in to move some furniture at the creepy goth house in her neighborhood, she sees someone she hasn't seen in a long time.

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    02 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    “I will never ask anything of you, ever again, if you just give me back the life of Gideon Nav.”

    “I can't.” said the Emperor softly. “For it is not mine to give.”

    Harrow felt her brain starting to form questions, half of which she never would have dreamed of speaking aloud to him, but before she could say anything particularly blasphemous a noise stopped her. The noise was shortly followed by a very empathetic declaration of:

    “Fuck!”

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    Gideon Nav is alive, resurrected by the King Undying, and she's having a hell of a time.

    From a now embarrassingly protective Harrow, to her newly gained powers, to a Ninth House repopulated, shit is going down. With her sword, her wits, and her deeply buried feelings, she fights to keep this new life long enough to ensure her adept is safe. But Harrow's talking to herself, the Emperor is lying to them, and Gideon keeps fumbling every chance at a real conversation with the girl she died for.

    Worst of all, the River is calling her back, and she doesn't know how long she can stay afloat.

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    02 Jun 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    “What’s your offer?”

    The Reverend Daughter looks Harrow up and down lecherously, making her skin crawl.

    “A challenge,” Gideon says, sickly sweet, “You give me an hour in which I can do anything I want to you. If you can go the entire time without orgasming, I’ll make you Cavalier Primary of the Ninth House."

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    02 Jun 2025