Sari_thejester
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Okay this is a high school au lemme tell u the characters bc it's kinda weird and it's set in 1985
Jupiter - some major asshole jockSaturn - also a asshole but cocky
Neptune - some chill guy who sells stuff
Uranus- an art kid who does commissions some times and the only one with common sense
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- Part 1 of High school au
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FIRST TIME WRITING!!!! I'm sorry if it's ass 💔 sometime I'll write new ones after all I'm a artist in x and tt 👅 and Jupiter angst some Jupiturn cause I said so
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Crackfic where Saturn got high and drunk
Bookmarked by Sari_thejester
08 Jan 2026
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What if Earth never told Titan "Moons should know their place" by Honustustere
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
11 Dec 2025
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Everyone loves to say that all the crazy stuff started when Neptune asked “Why does Saturn have rings?” Although it’s fair to believe that, I don’t think we can really blame Neptune. He wasn’t trying to cause anything, was just curious. There was nothing malicious, but there was someone who did… Earth. When he met Titan, he got self-conscious, and said “Moons should know their place”, which would lead to Titan and co starting the moon revolution, moon club, system trials, Planet X, Theia, ect. But what if… he never said that? Would the tensions already around the moons still cause a revolution? Would Planet X ever return to the solar system? Would Earth face the memories of Proto and Theia? If so, how would they change? Here is my take.
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- Part 1 of What If... SolarBalls
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Bookmarked by Sari_thejester
15 Oct 2025
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Is your death worth my happiness? by Micheal_Goobington72
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
30 Sep 2024
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Saturn has been taking care of his moons. Giving up everything in the process. One day while he's on auto pilot, he failed to notice his small moon lurking in his food.
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Saturn accidentally eats his moon and gets high off it.Bookmarked by Sari_thejester
11 Oct 2025
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Saturn smiles as he looks down to play with Jupiter's hair. Suddenly, he finds a grey clump of hair and tells Jupiter.
Jupiter tweaks out.
Bookmarked by Sari_thejester
20 Sep 2025
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SUN PULLS A GLOCK ON... himself? by orphan_account, skibidigyattohio for skibidigyattohio
Fandoms: SolarBalls (Web Series)
09 Sep 2024
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everyone is a SLUT and sun pulls a glock on himself because of it!!!! REAL NOT CLICKBAIT
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- Part 1 of glock
Bookmarked by Sari_thejester
13 Aug 2025