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“No,” Napoleon said, “not a nightmare.”
Anything but, he thought, and when he glanced at Illya, hair tousled and still wearing that frown, patiently waiting for his partner’s confession even at this ungodly hour, in this run-down hotel room, he looked so achingly unguarded, so worried, so haunted, that Napoleon, on an impulse born of desperation and hope, threw all caution to the wind.
“Would you believe I dreamed of you?” he asked, and for a moment, the world seemed to stop.
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What do numbers mean to Illya? Everything. And yet... nothing.
A self-indulgently theatrical one-shot exploring Illya’s past, his not-quite-healthy coping mechanisms and the way Napoleon plays into it all.
And yeah, of course Thrush is to blame.
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Thrush and U.N.C.L.E. working together? In my fanfiction? More likely than you think!
While this is not exactly a parody, it's not to be taken quite seriously, either. A tongue in cheek tribute of sorts, if you will. Because, no matter how much you love the show, the premise... well, it’s got to leave you wondering after season one. At best.
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Love sure is blind, especially when the people involved are both pining idiots. But, thankfully, Huggy has about one braincell more than our favourite pair of detectives.
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After a long and hard day at work Illya's gaze gets caught by a display when he walks by a bookstore.
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08 Jun 2024
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Driving home after the Terbuf Affair, Illya has the opportunity to ruminate while Napoleon sleeps.
An Easter egg for hirindigonight for the mfuwss livejournal challenge, who asked for something inspired by the song You Can Sleep While I Drive by Melissa Etheridge.
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14 Apr 2026
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The Truth as a Slippery Slope by Nix (CrimsonQuills)
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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Sometimes the dangers of truth serum have nothing to do with what you know.
(I originally posted this 20-21 years ago, in 2004-2005. I'm in the process of uploading old fic.)
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20 Feb 2026
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This is the gen version. There is also a slash version of this story.
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01 Jan 2026
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”I’m trying to sleep. What could you possibly find wrong about it?”
”All the way over there?” Napoleon questioned, as if Illya had said he wished to join the circus. “First of all, you’re going to get cold, or fall off the edge, and second of all you’re going to end up taking all the blankets.”
“I don’t make a habit of falling out of bed,” Illya said, because it was the only one of those points he could truthfully address while the dream still thudded in his chest.
”I don’t want you to start. Get over here, and stop shivering.”
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31 Jan 2024